The
members of that august body known as The
Detection Club, a Who's Who of British Golden Age mystery
writers, produced a number of experimental collaborations that,
nearly a century later, are still practically unique in the genre's
history – which too often get dismissed as mere trifles or
curiosities. Sure, the Detection Club collaborations never produced a
genuine genre classic, but their experiments are not entirely without
merit or interest.

The
Floating Admiral
(1931) is a round-robin mystery novel written by no less than
thirteen different authors with each one, like a potluck luncheon,
bringing something new and unexpected to the story. An experiment
that should have ended in an unmitigated disaster had it not been for
Anthony
Berkeley's last chapter, "Cleaning Up the Mess," which made
it appear as if they had planned the whole thing from the beginning.
No mean feat! Ask
a Policeman (1933) is not only one of those exceedingly rare
crossovers,
but a very unique type of crossover in which the collaborating
writers exchanged their series-detective characters. So you have
Berkeley taking on Dorothy
L. Sayers' Lord Peter Wimsey and Sayers getting to work with
Berkeley's Roger Sheringham. And they're all investigating the same
murder! Something that was never done before or since. Not in our
genre, anyway.Not
as experimental, but no less fascinating, is The
Anatomy of Murder (1936). A collection of five true crime
essays, penned by the likes of Berkeley, Sayers and E.R.
Punshon, who shine their light on some infamous murderers and
murder cases – such as Henri Landru and the Julia Wallace murder
case. So you basically get a handful of mystery novelists who play
armchair investigative journalists with real-life murder cases.
Funnily enough, the Detection Club published a collection of short
stories in which the roles are reversed with a former policeman
nipping at their heels!
Martin
Edwards said Six Against the Yard (1936) is an ingenious
and perhaps unique "variation
on the conventional detective fiction anthology" with a
half-a-dozen stories in which club members present their "potentially
foolproof murders," but each chapter is followed by an analysis
from ex-Superintendent Cornish of Scotland Yard. And it's his task to
expose "the flaws in the criminal scheme" presented to
him. A true battle-of-wits pitting theory against practice! Yes, I'll
be keeping score throughout the review.
Margery
Allingham is the first in line to take a crack at devising the
perfect murder with "It Didn't Work Out," a theatrical mystery of
sorts, in which she kind of casts herself in the role of murderer,
but not as Margery Allingham, the mystery writer – assuming the
identity of a stage actress, "Polly Oliver." The story plays out
over several decades during which Polly has to look on hopelessly as
a close stage pal, Louie Lester, who married Frank Springer. A
"four-flushing gasbag" with "such an inferiority
complex" that "his whole life was spent trying to boost
himself up to himself." And "the more weak and hopeless
and inefficient he saw himself the wilder and more irritating his
lies became." Over the years, decades even, he tore down his
wife career and spirit. Until, many years later, they become lodgers
of the now elderly and retired Polly who started her own boarding
house. Polly decides enough is enough with Frank's charming
personality and circumstances presenting her with an opportunity to
stage a fatal accident.
Ex-Superintendent
Cornish admits that Allingham's murder is "diabolically
ingenious" and under favorable circumstances can be completely
successful, but he can't be sure whether, or not, the murder truly
represents a perfect crime. Because there are some avenues for the
police to pursue. However, Cornish only gives a possible outcome of a
more thorough police investigation, which depends the mentally
unbalanced murderer confessing, but the altruistic motive and method
would make securing a conviction a Herculean task. Cornish points out
that a successful murder could emboldening Polly "to stage
another apparent accident" when another situation arises that
convinces her murder is "a reasonable and laudable act."
But that's mere conjecture. So Allingham takes the first point for
the Detection Club. TDC vs. Cornish: 1-0.

The
very cheeky Father
Ronald Knox presented with "The Fallen Idol" the most
striking, unusual and non-inverted story of the bunch with a
Ruritanian murder plot in Latin America. Somewhat reminiscent of
Roger East's Twenty-Five
Sanitary Inspectors (1935). Enrique Gamba, the Inspirer of
the Magnolian Commonwealth, who emerged victorious from a coup and
rules over the country with his right-hand man, General Almeda, but
unpatriotic messages and threats are circulating the capitol city –
promising to burn down Gamba's house with him in it. All of these
threats were signed by "The Avenger." There's a fire at the house
and Gamba is killed, shot through the head, before his body is flung
out of an open window. Colonel Weinberg, the Chief of Police, has the
unenviable task to find out who, how and why, which is a hazardous
undertaking in a country like Magnolia. Fortunately,
ex-Superintendent Cornish is in the luxurious position to not having
to take the tinderbox politics of the country into consideration as
he explains his case against the murderer and what probably happened
after Knox ended the story. A very convincing account that evened the
score. TDC vs. Cornish: 1-1.So
the previous story took place in an imaginary, cloud cuckoo-cuckoo
land in South America, but Berkeley's "The Policeman Only Taps
Once" imported a hardboiled confidence trickster from the United
States to Jolly Old England. Eddie Tuffon managed to keep his record
spotless, but the place was getting too hot and decided to go to
England to give the marriage swindle the good old college try. A huge
mistake! Eddie managed to get himself tied to an enormous,
square-faced woman with numerous chins, Myrtle, who constantly bosses
him around. Nor is she as rich as he had hoped. Myrtle constantly
reminded him that her income is hardly enough "to keep an
able-bodied husband in idleness" to the point where he "pretty
near slugged her once or twice." Eddie comes to the conclusion
that she has to go, but, even in an inverted mystery, there's always
room for one of Berkeley's trademark twists. Unfortunately, Cornish
points out in his analyses of the story, entitled "...And Then Come
the Handcuffs," that Berkeley was "more successful in his
clever and amusing parody of the new manner in American fiction than
in his 'perfect murder''"– "ingeniously as he has worked
it out." The twist in the story could very well end up being
the one that tied the hangman's knot. Although he does admit that his
case purely rests on a heap of circumstantial evidence, but, if there
is enough of it, "circumstantial evidence is just as deadly as
direct testimony." TDC vs. Cornish: 1-2.
Russell
Thorndike is a new name to me who warrants further investigation,
because "The Strange Death of Major Scallion" is easily my
favorite from this collection. Such a well written and imaginative
story in which the narrator tells the reader about his intention to
kill his cousin, of sorts, the titular Major Scallion. A "fat,
full-blooded, loud-voiced, bearded and young" man full of
conceit, self-satisfaction and tall tales who likely never served a
day. Major Scallion has a hold over the narrator which he handily
uses to make a claim on his purse and hospitality. Nothing more, nor
less, than blackmail. Slowly, the narrator's disgust turned into a
cold, terrible hatred and began "a close study of murder as an
art" to concoct the perfect method to avoid scaffold.
Interestingly, the murder that inspires the narrator comes from an
account of Thorndike's anti-hero series-character, Doctor Syn, who's
an 18th century parson and smuggler. He even name drops his off-page
opponent ("that other enemy to murder, Mr. Cornish").
Eventually settling on a seemingly ingenious method involving Major
Scallion's excessive smoking habit, homemade nicotine poison and "a
sinister family of house beetles." Regrettably, for our
narrator, the method is full of holes and you don't need Cornish to
spot the fatal flaw that will deliver him into the capable hands of
the public hangman. TDC vs. Cornish: 1-3.

Dorothy
L. Sayers returns to the theater setting with "Blood Sacrifice"
as a young playwright, John Scales, finally gets his big break when a
well-known actor-manager, Garrick Drury, decides to put on his play,
Bitter Laurel – which was intended to be cynical and
shocking play. Drury slowly reshaped the play into something
"revoltingly different" that appealed to the masses and
not without success. Scales even wrote the new scenes and lines
himself, because "his own lines would be less intolerable than
the united efforts of cast and producer to write them for
themselves." This killed him on the inside as his name is now
associated with sob-stuff and ruined his reputation with his artistic
friends, which made him think of murder. However, the inevitable
death of Garrick Drury wasn't a premeditated murder or even an act in
the heat of the moment. Drury was send flying through a shop window
by a skidding car and cut an artery in his arm, which required a
blood transfusion to safe his life. So while the doctor and ambulance
men try to safe his life and test everyone to find the right blood
group, Scales notices the test plate get mixed up. Drury likely got a
deadly blood transfusion, or did he? Not even Scales is entirely sure
what he saw, but he kept his mouth shut.Ex-Superintendent
Cornish admits he "could not hope to prove, either to a jury's
satisfaction or to my own, that John Scales was guilty of the crime
of murder," but points out that "neither could any other
detective." Not even that distinguished amateur, Lord Peter
Wimsey, because Sayers had "failed to establish the fact of
murder." There's a case to be made that Scales is morally
guilty, but nothing that can be brought home unless the police can
prove that he knew the test plates were mixed up and said nothing.
Something that's next to impossible. So, in spite of Cornish's
objections, Sayers scored a much needed point for her team. TDC vs.
Cornish: 2-3.
Freeman
Wills Crofts has the opportunity to end this battle-of-wits in a
draw with his contribution, entitled "The Parcel," which is as
simple as it's technical tricky and comes with a diagram of the
murder weapon. The premise of the story is practically identical to
Thorndike's "The Strange Death of Major Scallion" in which
rehabilitated, one-time criminal, Stewart Haslar, returns to England
with a wife and a modest fortune that he made when he sold his
Australian chain of fruit stores. Only person who knows his real
identity and past, Henry Blunt, returns to impose on Haslar's
generosity. After nearly two years, Haslar comes to the conclusion
Blunt has to go and devices, what he thinks, is a bombproof plan by
sending his blackmailer a homemade explosive over the mail. A plan
hinging entirely on the assumption that there's no traceable link
between Blunt and Haslar, but, as Cornish pointed out, Blunt is
unlikely to have covered his tracks as thoroughly as Haslar, which is
one of the many paths the police can investigate in this murder –
slowly building a complete case to present to the judge and jury. And "there is little doubt what the verdict will be." TDC vs
Cornish: 2-4.
The
2013 reprint edition of Six Against the Yard closes with an
afterword, or rather an introduction, to a 1929 true crime essay by
Agatha
Christie, but the only reason it was included was to emblazon her
name on the cover. Why not include her own perfect murder story,
“Wireless”
(1926), with an analysis from a modern police inspector, or forensic
detective, to show how the police could have brought the killer to
justice. That would have given them a legitimate reason to plaster
her name on the cover. Now it borders on false advertisement. Anyway,
the introduction to the essay ended with this bummer of a line,
"sadly, Superintendent Cornish, who died on 6th February 1959 at
the age of 85, is unavailable for comment..." A salute to you,
Superintendent Cornish! You were no Lestrade!
So,
all in all, the Detection Club lost rather badly here with four of
the six ending up in the docks, but the end score could have easily
been flipped around had Berkeley and Knox showed off their plotting
skills instead of their storytelling abilities. Nonetheless, I
enjoyed these stories tremendously and particularly Cornish picking
them apart that showed the police has one critical advantage over the
amateur criminal: a ton of experience. Highly recommended!
Particularly to mystery readers with a fondness for the inverted
detective story.