Over
the years, I picked up a curious collection of so-called genre
curiosities, alternative classics and a couple of neglected gems
along the trail of obscure, largely forgotten and out-of-print
detective novels, but sometimes you find one hiding in plain sight –
sporting a surprisingly up-to-date print status. Subject of today's
review has been back in print for the past ten years and nobody has
reviewed or even mentioned it. Not even an acknowledgment of its
existence.
Back
in 2016, Coachwhip reprinted
Lucian Austin Osgood's Murder in the Tomb (1937) and going by
the plot description on the back, you can't be blamed for assuming
the book is a historical mystery with a Golden Age setting ("...by
a newcomer in the field... set in the city of Minneapolis during the
summer of 1932"). Murder in the Tomb was originally
published in 1937 and Osgood, an American professor of English, had
bigger ambitions than his one piece of now forgotten detective
fiction suggests.Murder
in the Tomb was published by Unique Mystery Novels of Columbus,
Mississippi, which appears to have been their first and only
publication. However, the introduction, of the Coachwhip edition,
mentions the back cover of the original edition announced Osgood's
The Ghost of Dr. Arnette and Death by Candle Light as
forthcoming. It also listed I Wish You Glad Tomorrow and
Heloise by one Robert Grayle ("...a complete mystery").
So it's possible Unique Mystery Novels "may very well have been
a self-publishing venture by Osgood." If it was a
self-publishing project, I guess not enough copies of Murder in
the Tomb were moved to make printing The Ghost of Dr. Arnette,
Death by Candle Light and the two Grayle novels financial
viable – adding four titles to that already too
long list of lost detective fiction. The introduction
unfortunately doesn't mention how Osgood's Murder in the Tomb
came to their attention or how they got hold of a copy to reprint,
because not many copies appear to have been in circulation. Whatever
lead to its reprinting, Osgood produced a mystery novel that can
certainly be called unique for its time.
I
hardly know where to begin, knowing where it ends and how it got
there. The story is told by Winston West, currently in the employ of
Howard Ralston, who recently returned from accompanying his boss
abroad to Ralston's home, called Windermere, on Park Avenue.
Windermere is the twin of the house next door, Fontainebleau,
connected through a porte-cochere "above which was a
glassed-in hallway that permitted easy communication" between
the two houses. Ralston's next door neighbor and owner of
Fontainebleau is his business partner, M. Henri Cornier
("...owned an entire city block"). Cornier is the reason
for their trip abroad. Ralston had told Cornier about his intention
to collect three prizes, a Borgia poison ring, a Chinese vengeance
dagger and the mummy of Serapion ("...terrible founder of the
still more terrible Brothers of Karnak"). Three rare, near
impossible to obtain, potentially dangerous items to possess. Cornier
scoffs at Ralston's plan leading to a fifty thousand dollar wager
between the two.
Several
months later, Ralston and West return with the ring, dagger and
mummy, but those "three menaces" were not obtained fairly
and trouble begins knocking at their door.
Firstly,
the Chinese vengeance dagger belongs to the Scarlet Dragons, "an
organization said to still function in China," who have been
sending notes pressing for the return of the dagger or suffer the
consequences. Secondly, the surviving Brothers of Karnak expressed
similar wishes and death threats regarding their stolen mummy.
Although their threats have a supernatural flavor ("...summon
the ka out of that mummy to punish you with horrible death").
Thirdly, Ralston "borrowed" the Borgia ring from the Duke of
Vedena by swapping it with a replica during a visit. A replica made
by his new protege and skilled artificer, Pietro Martini, who has
also become a member of the Windermere household – complete
with a mention in his mentor's will. Duke of Vedena and a Lucretia
Lansing, an agent for antiquarians, turned up at Windermere to
demand the return of the ring, but without much success. Than there's
the domestic troubles and tension. Ralston is engaged to the much
younger daughter of his late friend, Mildred Manning, who has fallen
in love with Ralston's son, Paul. More than enough to set the stage
for murder!
So
far, Murder in the Tomb sounds fairly conventional even with
pulp material already cluttering the early stages of the story and
plot, but then murder happens. And things start to get really weird.
Ralston's
collection, including the three menaces, is locked away in a secure,
high tech room referred to as "the tomb." A push of the button
can hermetically seal the room with solid steel sheets sliding down
to cover every door and window. During the night, while the house is
rocked by a thunderstorm, Ralston goes to the tomb to challenge the
curse of the mummy, but West has also gone to the tomb. What he
witnesses can be at first taken as a nightmare scene or
hallucination, "the lid of the mummy case swung slowly outward" and "stiffly old Serapion stepped forth" shooting "a
ghostly green ray straight at Ralston's heart" from "a fleshless
finger." The confusing doesn't end there, but it ends with a
dying Ralston, vengeance dagger sticking out of his back, and
unconscious West lying on the floor. When he regains consciousness,
West is told Ralston's body and the mummy vanished from the tomb!
Well,
the impossibilities, or locked room problems, aren't as clearly
stated or half as obvious as my description suggests. Osgood and
Murder in the Tomb have this weird love/hate relationship with
the cliches and tropes of the detective story and pulp thrillers,
simultaneously embracing them and trying to keep them at arm length.
Osgood tends to talk, or write, around them and that doesn't always
make for the clearest way to tell and plot a detective story. For
example, the tomb and the twin houses have several secret passages
and hidden doorways that aren't as secret or hidden as they should
be, but the problem of timing and opportunity remains (I think). So
the only true impossibility standing is old Serapion acting
like a prop from a 1980s science-fiction flick coming back
to life (I think). But more on him in a moment.
The
investigation into this murder, disappearing corpses and
hallucination witnesses is as unusual as the crimes themselves parred
excellently with two relatively grounded detectives. Detective Hal
Denny and Ben Bailey revel in the role of dumb, flatfooted cop and
clever, cunning amateur with Bailey even being called a “college
sleuth” by one of the characters – which is an interesting
phrase to use in a 1930s mystery novel. A high school detective or
college sleuth is something that has become synonymous in my mind
with the Japanese detective story. Denny and Bailey playing rival
detectives is arguably the best part of the book as they're not
always playing nice which gives their rivalry a bite.
The
bizarre twists, out-of-nowhere turns and other complications keep
them busy enough like a mass poisoning incident when someone decides
to sling various kinds of poison around the place. One of the people
left incapacitated is behind a bolted door and its discovery is setup
as another locked room crime, but that ended as soon as the door was
broken down. Like I said, the whole story has this really weird
love/hate relationship with its tropes.
So,
as you probably gathered, I started to become a little bit skeptical
during the second-half, but the unusual treatment of its tropes gave
me hope. I hoped Murder in the Tomb would turn out to be one
of those detective novels where you started to wonder how the author
was going to pull it all together, only to show at the end everything
had gone according to plan. You know, the Ton
Vervoort approach to writing and plotting detective fiction. It
was either going to be a so-called alternative classic or fall to
pieces at the end. Yes, regrettably, Murder in the Tomb fell
to pieces in a glorious, almost incomprehensible and, to be honest,
impressive mess.
I'm
not sure how everything happened, because how incredibly convoluted
the solution turned out to be, but several things stood out. Firstly,
Osgood employed an unusual, horrendously botched take on
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ybpxrq njnl va n uvqqra ebbz. Secondly, the (ROT13) ahzore
bs crbcyr jub raqrq hc orvat vafvqr gur urezrgvpnyyl frnyrq gbzo ng
gur gvzr bs gur zheqre. Jr fzvex ng zlfgrevrf sebz gjragvrf sbe
univat pevzr fprarf erfrzoyvat n ohfl gubebhtusner, ohg guvf jnf whfg
havagraqrq pbzrql. Thirdly, Bailey casually explaining the mummy
attack in the tomb (ROT13: “Whfg n ebobg, gung'f nyy”).
So,
yeah, the story shot itself to pieces at the end, but the mess
honestly is impressive to behold. There was promise and some
potential during the opening stages offering several directions
Osgood could have taken into. After a few rounds the block, Osgood
choose to just drive the whole thing off a cliff.
What
more can I say? Osgood seems to have had good intentions, wanting to
create a genuinely unique, baffling mystery novel, but sadly lacked
the skills or talent to execute an ambitiously imagined plot like
this one. In a perfect world, Osgood's Murder in a Tomb would
have ended being a companion piece to Hake
Talbot and Theodore
Roscoe's impossible crime fiction and getting compared to John
Dickson Carr and Paul
Halter, but we're not in that world. So we have to do with this
genre curiosity. Not recommended, unless you have an interest in
obscure or alternative mysteries.