Bertil
Falk was a Swedish newspaper reporter, TV journalist, magazine
editor, translator, writer and something of a pop-fiction historian
who published a three volume science-fiction history – Faktasin:
den svenskspråkiga science-fiction litteraturens historia
(Faktasin: the History of the Swedish-language science-fiction
literature, 2020). Falk also wrote a well received biography of
Feroze: The Forgotten Gandhi (2016) and completed a 60 year
translation project of James Joyce's Finnegans Wake (1939)
before his death, aged 90, in 2023.

Beside
science-fiction, Falk was a fan of detective fiction and published
his first detective novel, Den maskerade ligachefen (The
Masked Gangleader, 1954), when he was twenty years old. A second
detective novel, Mord
& orkidéer (Murder & Orchids, 1996), appeared
decades later, but neither received translations. So us non-Swedish
mystery fans primarily know Falk as the translator of Ulf Durling's
Gammal
ost (Hard Cheese, 1971) and Locked
Rooms and Open Spaces: An Anthology of 150 years of Swedish Crime &
Mystery Fiction of the Impossible Sort (2007). What has been
surprisingly overlooked is a volume with Falk's own crime and
detective fiction published over fifteen years ago.Falk's
Mind-boggling Mysteries of a Missionary (2010) was published
by Lighthouse Publishing. Yes, the same publisher that put out one of
the three
bellwethers of the then coming Golden Age revival, Dean White's
The
Mysteries of Reverend Dean (2008). So was both pleasantly
surprised and a bit baffled to stumble across another such volume in
their catalog from a highly regarded writer, translator and genre
historian, because nobody has discussed this collection or even
mentioned it – aside from a few mentions on Swedish websites. Even
stranger, Mind-boggling Mysteries of a Missionary is presented
as a collection of impossible crime stories ("...feature the
kind of impossible crime that the missionary is facing...").
Not exactly as advertised as only a few of the stories can be counted
as impossible crime fiction, some borderline cases and impossible
crime adjacent stories. And some non-impossible crime stories.
The
main character in these nine short stories is a retired, unnamed
missionary who now lives on an island, in the archipelago of
Stockholm, where he either tells or listens to stories from the past.
Stories about strange crimes and bizarre incidents, but for few
exceptions, they're armchair fiction rather than armchair detective
stories. Not bad armchair fiction. However, if you pick up this
collection expecting traditional armchair detective stories littered
with locked room puzzles, you're going to be disappointed. So adjust
your expectations for your own enjoyment.
Just
one more thing, before delving into this collection, I normally add
original titles and publication dates when reviewing translated
mysteries, but have been unable to find if any of these stories first
appeared in Swedish. So have to do with their English publication
history. Now with that out of the way, let's dig in!

"There
Are No Pockets in Our Grave Clothes," first published in the
Sept/Oct. 2004 issue of Ellery Queen's Mystery Magazine and
reprinted in Passport to Crime (2007), serves as an
introduction as the missionary tells his neighbor about an incident
from a decade ago. The elderly, dying and widowed Mrs. Laura Svensson
is on her death bed and her family is hovering around her fortune
like vultures – telling him "soon the brats will have their
way." And laments "there are no pockets in the cerements," so she could take it all to the other side. One of her possessions is
uncut diamond, "a piece of uncut coal that is worth a fortune," which she keeps at her bedside. When she died three days later, the
case with the uncut diamond has vanished. The house is turned upside
down and they go as far as performing a clandestine autopsy without
result. So how could a frail, dying woman disappear an uncut diamond
from her deathbed? The missionary discovers the solution rather than
deducing it, however, the astute reader should be able to make an
educated guess how she did it."The
Multicolored Herring," first appearing in the Sept/Oct. 2006, issue
Crime Spree Magazine, brings an old friend of the missionary
to the island. Roland Franzén is a retired police inspector and had
previously appeared, as a teenager, in Falk's The Masked
Gangleader helping to expose a spy ring. Franzén tells the
missionary about a case from before he was placed in charge of
homicide in southern Sweden, which he solved by mistaking a red
herring for clue.
A
wheelchair bound woman, Kristina Larsson, reported that her husband
had gone missing longer than usual ("he goes to other women
because of my ill-health"). It takes a while before the police
apparatus starts moving, but, when they start looking into his
disappearance, the police finds the husband had been doing more than
just philandering. However, the trail pretty quickly leads back to
his own doorstep and the story becomes a how-did-she-do-it? Kristina
Larsson spends most of her time weaving rag carpets at her modified
handloom. Franzén perceived a clue in the color scheme of one of her
rag carpets and deduced the correct solution from what proved to be
the titular, multicolored herring. I liked the idea of a wrong clue
that's not misleading, but, on a whole, it needed more than the 15
pages it got.
"Accrued
Murder Prevented" appears to be original to this collections in
which the missionary returns the favor by telling Franzén a story
that happened in New Jersey. A story related to him by one George
Gonzales, a family man, who had been innocently convicted of
murdering his business partner, Edward King – because nobody else
could have pulled the trigger. Nobody with a viable motive. So he was
convicted and released after seven years, but still claiming to be
innocent, promises to hunt down the real killer and tells the promise
society now owes him a murder. When an original, missing piece of
evidence resurfaces, it throws a new perspective on the situation and
possible solution. So more of a crime story with human interest than
a detective story proper. Only part I found interesting was Gonzales'
notion that going to jail innocently should "accrue the right to
kill" that came from "a science-fiction story he's once
read" without mentioning the title or name of the writer.
"The
Hit of a Marksman," originally published in Bewildering Stories
#256 (2007) and reprinted in the anthology Crime – the
Swedish Way (2008), is not at all the spectacular miraculous
crime described on the back cover, but a simple anecdote based around
a bit of trivia. The missionary tells a story about his time in Kenya
when a man named George, a white farmer, was shot by his rival in
love, Cornelius – a young Dutch surgeon and marksman. Cornelius
shot George straight in the heart. Not only did George survive the
shooting, but no bullet penetrated his heart. You don't have to be
Father Brown to dispel this miracle.

"The
Apostolic Destruction," first published in Bewildering Stories
#318 (2008), is an improvement over the previous story and an
actual, if minor, impossible crime story. This time, the missionary
tells his neighbor about the Apostolic Succession and its
significance to some Christians. He also tells her how a mischievous
Swedish bishop introduced the Apostolic Succession into the Danish
National Church during the consecration of a Danish bishop, which
lead to the murder of the Danish bishop some time later. The Danish
bishop was murdered, presumably from drinking poisoned wine received
at Communion, but the bishops who sipped the wine before and after
him were unharmed. So why poisoned the bishop, why and how? Like I
said, it's fairly minor as an impossible crime story, but it was a
welcome change to see the missionary act as a detective."Don't
Judge a Strangler by the Hair," published in the anthology (?)
Darkest Before the Dawn (2009), regrettably is together with
the last story the worst of the lot. A dull, uninteresting and
predictable story about a woman who has two men vowing for her
attention. One of the men ends up dead, strangled, but problem with
the murder weapon, sort of, gives away the murderer.
"The
Vicar Who Went Up in Smoke," original to this collection, is an
impossible crime story. The missionary is entertaining Eva Lundström,
the new bishop of the Swedish Church, and her husband, Herbert ("...a
heathen"). So he tells them the story of the vanished vicar
which he got to observe close at hand. The vicar in question on the
foggy seashore with other pleasure anglers when he vanished into thin
air. An angler had seen it happen through a gap in the fog, "one
moment he was standing there, the other moment he was gone." This should have been the best story in the collection had the
murderer and method not stood out like (ROT13)
n Ivxvat va gur Jvyq Jrfg. You'll get it when you read the
story.
"A
Touch of Truth," first published in Bewildering Stories #371
(2010), is not only the grimmest story of the collection, but also
its longest and it shows! It's the collection's most
substantially-plotted story.
The
missionary is asked by his neighbor why he became a missionary,
instead of a private detective. Missionary tells her about the time
he was mistaken for a private investigator and asked to kill a man
who preyed on children. This man ends up dead in a
murder-disguised-as-suicide with deliberate flaws to clue the police
in that it was murder. But why? I'm not going to reveal any more
details, but it was nice to see Falk making a spirited, not wholly
unsuccessful, stab to plot a genuine detective story. Just be warned
that the details of the "victim's" crimes are a bit gross. He was
even reading a Nancy Drew novel when he was shot and apparently
collected vintage girl books. A bullet well spent!
"An
Impossible Equation," original to this collections, ended
Mind-boggling Mysteries of a Missionary on a sour note. This
time, the readers travels alongside the missionary to Los Angeles to
attend a consecration, but then a member of the congregation is shot
dead in her home. Neighbors had seen her son, Harold Burns, arrive
and leave shortly before the murder was discovered. However, Harold
was Sydney when his mother was shot. No worries, because Harold has a
twin brother, Henry, but Henry lived and worked in Tokyo for many
years. So both twins have an unshakable alibi. You can probably
anticipate the so-called surprise twist coming (ROT13), lrf,
gur nafjre vf gevcyrgf. Unebyq naq Urael ragrerq vagb n pbafcvenpl
jvgu gurve ybat-ybfg guveq gjva gb xvyy gurve nohfvir zbgure, orpnhfr
abobql xarj nobhg gur guveq oebgure jub unq ercbegrqyl orra
fgvyyobea. Just terrible!
So,
like I said, the stories in Mind-boggling Mysteries of a
Missionary are mostly armchair fiction rather than armchair
detective stories, which makes it difficult to recommend to the
purists who tend to frequent this blog. I liked "There Are No
Pockets in Our Grave Clothes," "The Multicolored Herring" and "The Apostolic Destruction," but "A Touch of Truth" is the
only one that cut it as a satisfying detective story. So
disappointing this was not an overlooked treasure trove of impossible
crime fiction hiding in plain sight, but now I know and at least you
breeze through this modern curiosity in no time. If you're still
interested, Mind-boggling Mysteries of a Missionary is (as of
this writing) still in print. I'll try to pick something good for the
next one.