The
Misadventures of Ellery Queen (2018) is a tribute to the
American detective story, Ellery
Queen, which collected a selection of quality pastiches, parodies
and a potpourri of short stories paying tribute or poking fun at all
things Elleryana – written by a who's who of the traditional
detective genre. A smorgasbord of laudatory tributes from such
notable short story writers as Jon
L. Breen, William
Brittain, Edward
D. Hoch and Arthur
Porges and mystery novelists like Lawrence Block and Pat
McGerr. The anthology was apparently successful enough for
Wildside Press to commission the editors, Josh Pachter and Dale C.
Andrews, to put together two additional volumes with The
Misadventures of Nero Wolfe (2020) and The Further
Misadventures of Ellery Queen (2020).

I've
not gotten around to The Misadventures of Nero Wolfe with the
exception of one short story, Thomas Narcejac's "L'orchideé
rouge" ("The Red Orchid," 1947), because it has a lot of
excerpts from larger works. And that doesn't really appeal to me. The
Further Misadventures of Ellery Queen, on the other hand, has
been near the top of the pile for nearly two years and the reason why
I only just got around to it is my obsession with obscure,
rarely
collected
or anthologized
short (impossible
crime) stories. The
Further Misadventures of Ellery Queen has a similar structure as
The Misadventures of Ellery Queen with anthology being divided
in five parts, "Prologue," "Pastiches," "Parodies," "Potpourri" and "Postscript," but the stories from both
anthologies compliment each other – continuing and even completing
a few short-lived series. For example, it contains the second of two
Celery Green stories by Porges and a second case for Pachter's young
E.Q. Griffen. So put on your pince-nez, pretend you went to Harvard
and jump into the Duesenberg. We're going on a road trip through
Ellery's Wonderland.
The
collection opens with J. Randolph Cox's "The Adventure of the
Logical Successor," originally published in the September 1982
publication of the Baker Street Journal, which serves as the
collection's prologue. It's not really a detective story, but tells
the story of a retired Sherlock Holmes who has "succeeded in
replacing the pursuit of the underworld with the keeping of bees."
However, the Great Detective keeps getting visitors who aspire to
take on his mantle. There were two Americans, Nick Carter and Craig
Kennedy. A Montenegrin of "somewhat corpulent proportions"
and "a little Belgian fellow with an enormous ego," but
only when a young Ellery Queen comes knocking does Holmes sees a
potential and logically successor to his legacy. But only "if he
can overcome his affectations" and "tendency to impress
people with how correct he is in his deductions." And "if
he is fortunate enough to find the right Boswell." So a fun
little opening yarn playing on one of my guilty pleasures
(crossovers).
The
second part with pastiches begins with Maxwell E. Siegel's "Once
Upon a Crime," written in 1951 when Siegel "was seventeen and
besotted with Ellery Queen," but the story was not published
until it appeared in Old-Time Detection #16 (2007). Siegel
story's casts Ellery as a middle aged writer who's "running out
of ideas for his novels" and his turned to children's books,
fairy tales and nursery rhymes for inspiration. But, one evening, his
study is burglarized, vandalized and the book-lined walls strewn with
flowers. This sets in motion is a string of bizarre, seemingly
unrelated incidents without apparent rhyme and reason. Ellery is
struggling to find a logical link to tie them all together, which he
eventually does. Admittedly, the story is nicely done piece of
fanfiction, but, even in the world of EQ, it seems like (ROT13)
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The
next story is actually the first half of Chapter 11 from Marion
Mainwaring's Murder in Pastiche (1954), but skipped it as the
book is currently awaiting trial on the big pile.Edward
D. Hoch's "The Circle of Ink," originally published in the
September/October, 1999, issue of Ellery Queen's Mystery Magazine,
resettles the series in modern times and finds Ellery Queen lecturing
applied criminology at a university – reflecting on how casual
classroom dress had become and the presence of laptop computers.
Wherever Ellery goes in the world, or time, there's usually a murder
or two waiting just around the corner. And he soon learns that
Professor Androvney was shot and killed in his office at the
university. A murder linked to four other shootings on the Upper West
Side during the past few weeks, which all have two things in common:
the victims were shot with .22-caliber target pistol (likely equipped
with a silencer) and "a small red circle on the back of each
victim's left hand." That's where the commonalities end. So do
they have a Son of Sam-type serial killer on their hands? Ellery
cautions that serial killers shouldn't be confused with series
killers "who kill a certain number of people with some goal in
mind." While they're both insane, the series killer's insanity
is "twisted into a pattern the killer can see." Find the
pattern and you know whodunit. Since this is an EQ story, there's
method to the murderer's madness with a decidedly classical touch to
the motive. Leave it to Hoch to deliver one of the better and more
entertaining detective stories of the collection!
Mă
Tiān's "The Japanese Armor Mystery" (2005) was translated from
Chinese by Steve Steinbock and is my favorite story from the
collection as its plot is firmly rooted in the Japanese shin
honkaku school of detective
fiction. The story is set in a small, unassuming town, Montreux,
where Joseph Marlow retreated to raise his four adopted children in
quiet luxury, but, as the old patriarch got old, he also got sicker.
And, as the story opens, he's dying of cancer. During a cold, winter
night, the family mansion becomes the scene of a bizarre double
murder. A noise rouses the household and they find the body of a
local troublemaker outside in the snow, but what's weird is that the
body is clad in "a suit of
samurai armor made completely of wood."
He had been shot at close range without any footsteps in the
surrounding snow! A second shot is heard and Marlow is discovered
dead in his bed. Fortunately, Inspector Richard Queen, Ellery Queen
and Nikki Porter happened to be in the neighborhood to lend the local
police a helping hand. What's uncovered in less than 15 pages could
have easily supported a novel-length story as it has literary
everything. A snowy country house. A murdered patriarch and an
impossible crime that form a "two-body
problem." Alibis and
clues. A somewhat surprising solution that I should have seen coming,
but was too busy starring myself blind on a completely wrong pet
theory. But loved the story. It reminded me of what you would get if
you combined a 1930s Christopher
Bush novel with John
Dickson Carr-style impossible crime.
The
next story is "The Mad Hatter's Riddle" (2009) by Dale C.
Andrews, but already read and reviewed
the story back in 2020. However, it has to be said that the title of
the story ended up outshining most of the plot. You have no idea how
brilliant it's until you read the solution.

"A
Change of Scene" by Jane Hutchings, editor of Ellery
Queen's Mystery Magazine,
is original to this anthology and has Ellery Queen, Nikki Porter and
Inspector Queen going to Chicago during the holiday season to do some
sight seeing, Christmas shopping and watching the Christmas parade
with floats – celebrating both the season and the city's storied
history. During the parade, William Nagel was in the crowd with his
wife and relatives. One minute he was right there beside his wife and
the next moment he was gone. Did he disappear voluntarily or did his
union job get him into trouble with the mob? Either way, Nikki has "a
desire to beat Ellery to a case's solution"
and begins to investigate on her own. A pleasant, lightweight
detective story with a quasi-impossible problem that made good use of
its historical setting.Arthur
Porges' "The Indian Diamond Mystery" first appeared in the June,
1965, issue of EQMM and
is reprinted here for the first time to open the volume's parody
section. So who better to do the honors than Celery Green. This is
almost a direct sequel to the previous Celery Green tale, "The
English Village Mystery," in which Inspector Dewe East "scored
a minor triumph"
in titular village with assistance of the well-known American
detective, Celery Green. Not before "almost
the entire population had been exterminated." Inspector East has an opportunity to redeem himself when a tip puts
him on the trail of a well-known, international jewel thief, Fanfaron
Mironton, who "stole
the hundred-thousand-guinea Indian diamond."
Mironton is trapped inside a hotel, tries to shoot himself out of a
tight corner and is eventually arrested, but "there
was no trace of the Indian Diamond."
Luckily, Celery Green is still in England and usually needs no more
than a few hours to solve a crime. And he quickly figures out how the
diamond could have vanished from a closely guarded hotel. The
solution is in principle not impossible, but Porges made it extremely
silly.
The
second parody is Jon L. Breen's "The Lithuanian Eraser Mystery"
(1969), but also reviewed
that story back in 2019. So moving on to the next EQ spoof.
"The
Little Sister in Crime" by Theodore B. Hertel, Jr. originally
appeared in a chapbook that was put together for the 1997 Bouchercon
with Raymond
Chandler's The
Little Sister
(1949) as a kind of unifying theme. All of the stories had to be
titled "The Little Sister in Crime" and had to be set a fictional
Bouchercon between 1920 and 1941 with a number of obligatory
references and scenes that had to be included. So the story gave
Ellery a little sister, Hillary Queen, who accompanied her father and
brother to Bouchercon where they meet all the famous detectives like
Philip Marlowe, Nero Wolfe and Perry Mason – most of whom either
employ ghost writers to get their names out or trying to find one.
Ellery Queen hires two cousins in New York to put together stories
based on his cases and pays them "a
pittance to do so."
One of the attendees is a depressed Barnaby Ross who hasn't much work
since Drury
Lane's Last Case
(1933) was published. But was it the reason why he committed suicide
in his hotel room? And was the message scrawled in blood a dying
message or a suicide note? There's a "Challenge to the Reader,"
but the solution couldn't have been more telegraphed if the story had
been stuck in an anthology entitled The
Further Misadventures of Ellery Queen.
Still a fun little story.

Jon
L. Breen and Josh Pachter's "The German Cologne Mystery" had a
long road to publication and began sometime during the 1970s as
solo-effort by Pachter to write an EQ parody, which was originally
titled "The Cologne Cologne Mystery." But the story was turned
down by EQMM.
Years later, Breen got to tighten up the story and was published in
the September/October, 2005, issue of EQMM thirty years after it was
originally conceived. The celebrated mystery writer and amateur
detective, Celery Breen, is playing cards in a room of the Hotel
Madrid when someone gets himself killed down the hall. Carlos
Nacionale is lying in a pool of blood and clutching a pair of
ordinary dice between his right thumb and forefinger, but Celery
ensures his father, Inspector Wretched Breen, the victim had been
poisoned and the slit throat was simply a shaving accident as all the
classic symptoms of poisoning are there – no heartbeat, no pulse,
no nothing ("Q.E.D.").
Celery believes the dying message will reveal the source of the
poison, but Inspector Breen draws a different conclusion. A very fun
take on both the fallible detective and the exasperating sleuth who
can't get to the point.Rand
B. Lee is the son of one half of the EQ writing team, Manfred B. Lee,
whose "The Polish Chicken Mystery' is published here for the
first time and has three famous detectives answering that age-old
question. Why did the chicken cross the road? I didn't care much for
Miss Marple's solution, but liked the one Sherlock Holmes came up
with and Ellery Queen had the best answer. Although he had more to
work with it. A fun short-short.
One
of the highlights of the previous anthology was Josh Pachter's "E.Q.
Griffen Earns His Name" (1968), which he wrote when he was sixteen
and concerns the eleven children of a policeman all named after
famous detective characters. “E.Q. Griffen's Second Case” is the
sequel and first appeared in the May, 1970, issue of EQMM
and has E.Q. assisting his father with the murder of a hippie, poet
and children's author. Garrett Conway was stabbed while walking down
the street, but Conway, "long
familiar with the doings of children,"
scrawled a dying message on the concrete. A simple "1
2 3."
The answer to the problem is not bad and a child would likely catch
on to the meaning of the dying message faster than an adult, but the
Author's Note explained that readers at the time complained about the
dying clue. There's a technical flaw in it and a few simple changes
would have improved the story, but Pachter decided to leave it as he
originally wrote it. I agree and respect that. This story and premise
of the whole series is nothing to be ashamed off considering how old
he was when he wrote it. I still want that Gideon Fell Griffen locked
room story!

Arthur
Vidro's "The Mistake on the Cover of EQMM #1" (2018) was first
published on the EQMM
website and is more of a snacksized puzzle than a story with the
story title summing up the puzzle. However, this short-short puzzle
is loaded with Easter eggs and there's a lengthy Editor's Note
("Easter in the Autumn") pointing them all out. "The
Pink Pig Mystery" by Jeffrey Marks is original to this anthology
and visits an often overlooked patch of the Elleryverse, the Ellery
Queen Jr. series. Between 1942 and 1966, eleven juvenile mystery
novels were published with nine starring a young Djuna and his
Scottish terrier, Champ. Marks returned took a stiff dose of
childhood nostalgia and returned to the series with a story set
during the Second World War. There were talks in Manhattan "about
bomber strikes like the ones in London"
or "the
kamikaze attacks on Pearl Harbor."
Ellery packed up Djuna and Champ to the country side, but there they
become involved (together with two other kids) in the mystery of a
pristine pink pig in a muddy pigsty. Very much a children's mystery
with a simple, straightforward plot, but perfectly replicated those
vintage juvenile mysteries and the EQJR series.
The
collection ends with a postscript from the real "Ellery Queen,"
Frederic Dannay and Manfred B. Lee, which is an anecdote illustrating "the authors'
recognition (and humility) that their deductive powers do not match
those of their fictional detective."
The piece is fittingly titles "The Misadventures of Ellery Queen"
and made perfect ending to the collection.
So,
on a whole, my opinion of The Further Misadventures of Ellery
Queen is pretty much the same as The Misadventures of Ellery
Queen. Not every story is a winner or will stick in your mind,
but not a single truly bad story or even one I just disliked. An
impressive accomplishment for any short story collection, but
especially impressive when it's an anthology of pastiches, parodies
and homages written by a bunch of unapologetic fanboys and fangirls –
which makes it even more impressive I liked both anthologies. As some
of you regulars know, I'm not very big fan of pastiches in general
and stand with Rex Stout that authors should “roll their own,”
but never had much of problem with EQ pastiches. Probably because the
series (sort of) allows for all these alternative universes to exist.
Hopefully, a third anthology is somewhere in the future as their
should be more than enough material left. There's Donald A. Yates'
"The
Wounded Tyrolean" (c. 1955), Rintaro Norizuki's "Midori
no tobira wa kiken" ("The Lure of the Green Door," 1991),
Dale C. Andrews' "Four Words" (2020) and the uncollected radio
scripts. Highly recommended to every EQ fan!
A
note for the curious: I don't know if there anymore Misadventure
anthologies in the work, but there's American detective character
with the name recognition and more than enough material associated
with him to cobble together The Misadventures of Philo Vance.