Last
time, I reviewed "The Episode of the Nine Monets" (2020) by Jamie
Probin, a mathematician, who has written a short series of impossible
crime and locked room mysteries about a mathematician-detective, Dr.
Samuel Harris – who acts as a special consultant to Scotland Yard
and Sûreté. "The Episode of the Nine Monets" and The
Thirteenth Apostle (2020) form the "Le Fantôme Saga" with
the former being a prequel to the latter.

Le
Fantôme is the classically-styled, phantom thief who has terrorized
the museums and private collectors of France and Britain for years.
Only real opposition came from Dr. Harris and Henry Toussante,
Patrick Larson and Alain Noble of the Sûreté. The last three
starred in "The Episode of the Nine Monets" as they try to figure
out how their nemesis spirited away a valuable painting from a locked
townhouse. They triumph in cracking the locked room problem and get
back the stolen painting, but Le Fantôme is still on the loose and
more popular than ever. The Thirteenth Apostle is the
concluding chapter of this saga.Before
getting to the story and plot, I need to get one thing out of the way
first concerning the story's pacing and structure of the plot. Probin
pieced out the story in lumps, big and small, which tend to shift
around a bit, chronologically speaking, leaving dramatic turns of
event hanging to allude to a future crime or go over previous trodden
ground – making it somewhat repetitive. I essentially agree with
Jim a thorough editing job would have resulted in an ever better
detective novel. Superb even! However, the pacing, structuring and
lapses of repetitiveness surprisingly didn't bother me at all. The
Thirteenth Apostle is a fantastical, seemingly impossible crime
caper about a phantom thief toying with the combined police forces
and a amateur detective of two countries. So the repetitive patches
and the lumpy, dramatic and sometimes episodic nature of the plot
gave it the air of a turn-of-the-century French feuilleton. I liked
that aspect, but yes, Jim's point still stands. With that out of the
way, let's begin.
Probin's
The Thirteenth Apostle begins on April 21, 1935, when a dozen
of prominent French and English citizens, under the cover of dusk,
heading towards the Eiffel Tower. All of them received a
politely-worded, but urgent, invitation punctuated by a veiled, hard
to ignore threat to show up. Who didn't need to be coerced to come
are Dr. Samuel Harris and Henri Toussante, head of the Sûreté,
because they know Le Fantôme is up to his old tricks again. And
their best shot to finally catch the notorious phantom thief.
Le
Fantôme reveals himself to the gathering through a gramophone
recording à la Agatha
Christie's And Then There Were None (1939). The voice of
Le Fantôme announces to them his intention to steal the twin Bombay
Diamonds, "their acquisition would be the pinnacle of my
calling," of which one permanently resides in the Louvre. Le
Fantôme claims to have already stolen the other diamond that was on
display at the Palais de Chaillot and informs the group gathered at
the Eiffel Tower they're going to help steal the second diamond from
the Louvre ("to put it bluntly, you all have secrets...").
Leaving them to deliberate and make a decision, but Toussante is
already on the counter offensive and apparently one step ahead.
Toussante has brought the diamond Le Fantôme claims to have stolen
from Palais de Chaillot.
The
setup to this first of numerous impossible crimes is a slow burner,
but played to great effect and pay-off as the clandestine meeting on
the Eiffel Tower culminates with the disappearance of the closely
watched diamond and murder – a poisoning as inexplicable as it's
shocking. And why I'm being sketchy on the details to avoid spoilers.
So everything and everyone, "suspect and police alike," is
subjected to a thorough search without finding the diamond or a even
a hint how it vanished in the first place. The poisoning appears to
be equally baffling and impossible, but there are more puzzling
aspects to the theft and murder. Why was there an abnormally, almost
unnecessarily, large dose of poison in the glass? Why did the victim
picked up the glass and deliberately smashed it before dying? Why the
hell did this dose of poison have such a flair for dramatic timing?
You can perhaps count that last one as a third, borderline
impossibility.

While
a slow burner of a start, the setup to this impossible crime
extravaganza is absolutely fantastic with false-solutions being
bandied about during the initial investigation at the Eiffel Tower.
I'm a sucker for false-solutions! So would have loved for The
Thirteenth Apostle to have continued along these lines, while
picking up the pace along the way, as it headed towards the next
couple of locked room murders. This is the point where the story
begins to move on to the next lump of plot as the dramatic, illusory
crimes at the Eiffel Tower remain unresolved for the time being. A
move bridged with an excerpt from the fictitious book, Ghost in
the Machine: the extraordinary career of Le Fantôme, teasing Le
Fantôme's "last and most infamous accomplishment" ("the
murder in the Oglethorpe Crypt"), but first, there's another
impossible crime. An impossible crime pushing Le Fantôme to near
mythical status in the minds of the investigators.Nearly
half a year later, in November, everyone who was present "that
most unpleasant evening at the top of La Tour Eiffel" reunite
at Chateau Lambert in Montanix-des-Alpes, France. Their association
with a notorious, unsolved case and status as potential suspects is
becoming troublesome ("...our lives will be forever
tainted..."), which is why they have decided to get together to
try and solve the case themselves. However, the plan to pool their
knowledge, go over the facts and attempt to weed out the truth gets
ditched when they learn of the local legend.
Chateau
Lambert has an ancient, austere and brooding tower, Chambre de
Justice, which once served as a holding cell for condemned prisoners
and, over time, the tower became the stuff of legend – basically a
room-that-kills. A room sparing anyone who's truly innocent, but
beheads any person spending the night the tower alone with a serious
crime on their conscious ("a room with pretensions of being
judge, jury and executioner"). So the gathering decides to let
the tower decide who's innocent and guilty. That goes about as well
you'd expect, only with a slight twist as the murder is not exactly
what was expected from the tower room.
This
poorly done, messy review only gives you a fraction of what happened
between the prologue and the impossible murder at the Chambre de
Justice. So when the story finally arrives at its end stage, The
Thirteenth Apostle only has a handful of chapters left to go. I
started to wonder what Probin could possibly do with the murder at
the Oglethorpe Crypt, which had been alluded to in both the prologue
and interlude. It turns out not all that much. Well, not in terms of
creating the crowning achievement of that promised trilogy of
impossible murders, but at least it served another, not unimportant,
purpose. I can see why Jim was disappointed as it hyped as the
story's main event.
So,
as a locked room mystery, the impossible murder at the Chambre de
Justice stands as the best of the three. I very much enjoyed how
Probin set it up as a shin honkaku-style impossibility, only
to turn around to deliver a very Paul
Halter-esque locked room mystery. The inexplicable poisoning and
disappearing diamond from the Eiffel Tower stand out more for its
dramatic staging, iconic backdrop and some truly first-class
misdirection. So two, out of three, is not a bad return for a mystery
novel with multiple impossibilities. What actually did disappoint me
is how blatantly obvious it's who's behind the Le Fantôme persona.
For more reasons than one, Probin made it impossible to ignore this
character as a serious candidate to the point I began to second guess
myself. I even entertained the idea of two Le Fantômes. The
original, happy go-lucky Le Fantôme who robbed museums and the
person who usurped his identity to go on a murder spree. That also
didn't turn out to be the case and robs the story of some of its
mystification (ROT13: gur
svefg zheqre naq gursg nera'g unys nf onssyvat jura lbh fhfcrpg gung
punenpgre bs orvat gur cunagbz).
Probin's
The Thirteenth Apostle is that good, old-fashioned mixed bag
of tricks. I think I enjoyed more than Jim, but have to agree there's
definitely an even better, tighter-plotted detective novel lurking in
there somewhere. That said, The Thirteenth Apostle is still an
impressive, ambitious first stab at locked room mystery novel showing
how much things had already
changed by 2020. Not so long ago, novels like Gilbert Adair's The
Act of Roger Murgatroyd (2006) and Eric Keith's Nine
Man's Murder (2011) were seen as events because they tried or
pretended to write retro or modern locked room novels. We come a long
way in a very short amount of time.
So
definitely going to check out the other two short stories and hope
Probin hasn't forgotten about that short story collection Six
Impossible Things.
Note
for the curious: just one more thing about that over hyped
impossible crime in the crypt that was tucked away at the end. This
impossible situation was described in the prologue as practically a
hermetically sealed tomb with a door can be barred from the inside
with a wooden, six inch thick beam that can be placed horizontally in
two thick iron brackets. The prologue noted this can only be "done
from inside the crypt" and Dr. Harris says "no amount of
jiggery pokery could possibly allow the door to be locked from the
outside." When I read the prologue, I immediately saw a very
simple way to hermetically seal that crypt from the inside. Just
place two pieces of ice inside the iron brackets, place the beam on
top, step out and close the door. As the ice melts, the beam drops
into the brackets barring the crypt from the inside.