"Why, you little blockhead, I'll whittle you down to a coat hanger..."- W.C. Fields
Thirteen years ago, Christopher Fowler's Full
Dark House (2003) was published and introduced what, arguably, are the
first Great Detective of the 21st century: two nonagenarian detectives, named
Arthur Bryant and John May, who have been leading a contingent of special
investigators since the 1940s – known as the Peculiar Crimes Unit.
Peculiar Crimes Unit was founded "soon
after the outbreak of the Second World War" as "part of the government
initiative to ease the burden on London’s overstretched Metropolitan Police
Force."
Staff members have always comprised of
outsiders and radical freethinkers who were, initially, tasked with handling
investigations "deemed uniquely sensitive" and "a high risk to public
morale." But over the decades, not everyone understood that peculiar
was originally meant in the sense of particular.
Consequently, the unit
found themselves in charge of a large number of extraordinary, bizarre and
seemingly impossible crimes – which even included several locked
room murders. So it's not surprising the series was part of the first wave
of contemporary mysteries that slowly convinced me that, perhaps, not
everything written after the Golden Age was complete tripe.
I discovered the Peculiar Crimes Unit
series in 2007 and was an unapologetic, fundamental classicist in those days,
but, despite my rabid hatred for modern, character-orientated and socially
concerned crime novels, I plunged headfirst into Full Dark House, The
Water Room (2004), Seventy-Seven Clocks (2005) and Ten Second
Staircase (2006). They challenged my preconceived notion of the genre and
genuinely loved the journey, but, sadly, my interest began to wane after White
Corridor (2007). The books morphed from wildly imaginative, neo-Victorian
crime novels into regular police procedurals with some weird elements.
After reading Off the Rails
(2010), I decided to take a break from the series, which continued until this
very blog-post, but only a year after dropping out I began to read how The
Memory of Blood (2011) had reinvigorated the series by cutting back on
the social commentary and refocused on the plot – going back to what the series
originally was. And it only took me about five years to verify this for myself.
The Memory of Blood is the ninth entry in the series and, just like the first book, has
a theatrical setting. So it really is a rebirth, of sorts, for the PCU.
Robert "Julius" Kramer is a self-made man
who became a millionaire before his twenty-fifth birthday, which he celebrated
by "informing his loyal girlfriend that he was now rich" and "dumping
her." Kramer is not a pleasant person, but that’s to be expected from
someone whose role model is Mr. Punch. It allows him to be as "pugnacious,
amoral, murderously strong-willed" as he wants in order to "rise above
mere morality" and he bought the New Strand Theatre to indulge in his
theatrical hobby. He even slapped his own theater company together.
The first of his lurid, trashy and
sensational plays, The Two Murderers, is about to open and to celebrate
the occasion Kramer is hosting a party at his London penthouse, but there's a
bad and tense atmosphere – amplified by the gloomy weather outside. You would
expect this to be the moment a steak knife is plunged in Kramer's back, but the
murderer among them has struck somewhere else in the house.
Kramer's second, much younger wife,
Judith, finds the door to the upstairs room of their infant son, Noah, locked
from the inside and the door has to be broken down. What they found is
unsettling: a window that was supposed to be locked was wide open and an
antique, grotesque-looking puppet of Mr. Punch was lying in the middle of the
room. The small body of Noah was found beneath the window and a post-mortem
examination reveals he was violently shaken, strangled and flung out of the
window, but what's really remarkable is that Mr. Punch's hands "exactly fit
the bruises on Noah Kramer's neck" – suggesting that the Victorian-era
puppet had come to life to fulfill "his mythical destiny to become a
murderer." All of that happened inside a locked nursery with an open window
affording no escape to a murderer.
It's a dark, grisly and gruesome murder,
but finding the person who's responsible turns out to be very similar to "playing
some elaborate version of Cluedo" and they’ve some work to do before they
can identify their "Colonel Mustard in the sodding library with the lead
pipe."
There's no shortage of potential
suspects: there's the leading man, Marcus Sigler, who has been having an affair
with Judith and sneaked out of the party with the new assistant stage manager,
Gail Strong, which gave Robert Kramer a strong motive as well. Ray Pryce is the "archetypical angry playwright" and part of the anger comes from the
greediness of the producer, Gregory Baine, who has stopped salaries and put
everyone on a profit-share. Something that can be manipulated by fiddling with
the books and therefore Kramer and Baine would've to payout less to the cast
and crew. One of them is a brilliant set-designer, Ella Maltby, who's
responsible for bringing a wax dummy to life during the first act of the play
and that's an interesting talent when you're dealing with an apparent homicidal
puppet, but these are only a handful of people who were present at the party
and could've fulfilled the role of killer – since everyone in close proximity
to Kramer seems to have had a reason to harm or hurt him.
The investigation takes place while the PCU
is settling into their new office building, which was once the dwelling of the infamous
Aleister Crowley, but their situation seems to get gradually a bit better.
Bryant found a new member to the team hidden in the attic: a dusty, cobweb-covered
automaton of a fortune-teller that spits out cards with vague, cautiously
worded predictions on them. Of course, Bryant has a pocketful of old coins to
feed to automaton. Even Raymond Land, who has been the temporary acting head of
the PCU for many years, seems to finally come to peace with his fate of being
stuck there.
However, there are some things that never
change: the ever-subversive Oskar Kasavian is still attempting to get the PCU
shutdown and a new, ongoing sub-plot appears to have been set-up in the
background, which happens when the editor of Bryant's memoirs succumbs to
bacteria poisoning and something rather important is missing – a disc
containing information of a number of important cases from the unit's past. The
Leicester Square Vampire, who killed John May's daughter, and the storyline
about Mr. Fox from the previous two books, covered such previous plot-strands
that ran through several books. I have no idea which direction this storyline
will take, but, as of now, it seems interesting.
But all of that takes place in the
background. The Memory of Blood is a very plot-oriented detective story,
but one with sharp characterization and a great theatrical background that's
steeped in puppet lore and London's unique history. That has always been a
major asset to the PCU series: Fowler's deep-rooted love for London's history. I
don't remember any of the other books to be as sound in plot as this one. The
clueing is a bit clunky here and there, they were too obvious or given too
late, but they were present and Fowler provided answers as to why (and how) the
handprints of a puppet were on the throat of a dead baby. Or how the murderer
was able to improvise a locked room trick on the spot. It's a simple method
that's derived from an old trick, but I rather liked it when place in the
overall plot of the book.
