3/8/25

The Unbreakable Discussion on Impossible Alibis

 

Every few years, the topic of alibis and impossible crimes is brought up, "But is it a Locked Room Mystery?," "Impossible Crime and Alibi's" and "On A Defense of the Impossible Alibi Problem and "Doylist" Impossibilities," which were fruitless attempts to try and nail down what constitutes an impossible alibi – everyone had their own ideas and definitions. The line separating a regular, unbreakable alibi from an impossible one remained vague and undefined. So a consensus on the subject was never reached and to outsiders it must have looked like discussions on the detective story's equivalent of Big Foot or UFOs.

The question of impossible alibis was raised again following my review Christianna Brand's Tour de Force (1955) back in November. Tour de Force is a strong fan favorite and the new British Library edition won the 2024 Reprint of the Year. I personally think Brand's London Particular (1952) is more deserving, but Tour de Force is nonetheless a plot-technical marvel in how it constructs and then rips through half a dozen alibis. So understand why the book has its fans, but Brand has written better and disagreed that the alibis amounted to an impossible problem. I tried to explain why they weren't impossible alibis, but my arguments were scoffed at and rejected in the comments. What can you do?

I promised to return to the subject in the new year and dedicate a post to it. I'm not disillusion enough to think this is going to settle the issue, but at least it will give something to refer back to when it's brought up again in the future.

I always thought I had come up with a very easy, crystal clear way to distinguish between an ordinary, manufactured alibi and an impossible alibi – a difference depending on a tiny, devilish detail. An ordinary, non-impossible alibi is created with fabricated or misleading evidence like manipulated clocks, witnesses or paperwork (e.g. train or movie tickets). So an ordinary, non-impossible alibi involves retracing the steps of the murderer/suspects and not uncommonly involves breaking down one, or more, identities which is commonly associated with the Realist School of the Golden Age detective story. Mike Grost writes on his website "faked alibis and misleading trails often turn on a breakdown of identity" with "what seems to be a trail left by two, can really be the work of one" or "one person's trail can really have been left by two people" ("there are many complex variations on this..."). Mystery writers like Christopher Bush and Freeman Wills Crofts made their name with rigging up and tearing down such sort of alibis, but no fair minded person would seriously consider them a variation on the impossible crime. But when does it become one?

An impossible alibi, in my opinion, entirely relies on the murderer appearing to have been physically incapable of having carried out the deed. Not because the murderer claimed to have been somewhere else, but because their was a hard, physical limitation on the murderer's freedom to move or act. For example, the murderer was imprisoned or undergoing surgery at the time of the murder or a physical handicap apparently keeping them from off the list of suspects. Like a wheelchair bound murderer with the victim lying on the first-floor landing or one-armed killer who found a way to break someone's neck. So the apparent physical restraints alibi the murderer. Not clocks, witnesses or train tickets. The TV series Monk had a couple of the best, modern-day examples of the impossible alibi (e.g. Mr. Monk and the Sleeping Suspect, 2003). This distinction is not merely a personal, arbitrary one, but has some reasoning behind it.

The locked room mystery/impossible crime and the unbreakable/impossible alibi are both subcategories of the good, old-fashioned howdunit in which the focus is not on who committed the crime or why, but how it was done – which today are more commonly referred to as "perfect crime" stories. At it's most basic, the howdunit concerns a puzzling murder method or very thorough disappearances. Two classic examples include Dorothy L. Sayers' Unnatural Death (1927) and Crofts' The Hog's Back Mystery (1933) in addition to the works of R. Austin Freeman and John Rhode. The unbreakable alibi and impossible crime distinguished themselves from the regular howdunit by giving the murderer a seemingly incontestable alibi or make their crimes appear like a complete impossibility. A body inside a tightly locked or guarded room. A lonely trail of footprints ending in the middle of a field of unbroken snow. A ten-ton statue impossibly vanishing within the blink of an eye. You know the variations and they're immediately recognizable to everyone who can tell the difference between a closed circle and locked room.

So assumed applying the same principle of having to present an apparently physical impossibility, in order to weed out the garden variety alibis, made for an easy, tidy and logical answer to the question. But my reasonable take was rejected and dismissed several times. Since then, I've seen books like Bush's Cut Throat (1932) and The Case of the Missing Minutes (1936) labeled as impossible alibi/crime novels. I famously overpraised the former and think the latter is a fine, Golden Age detective novel, but both fall squarely in the first category with their (SPOILER/ROT13) znavchyngvba bs pybpxf. Brilliantly done in both cases, of course, but they're not impossible alibis/crimes.

I'm not a fan of this developing trend of lumping every alibi story, no matter how good or bad they may be, in with the impossible crime story. It simply dilutes, what's otherwise, a distinctive and somewhat unique subgenre/off-shoot by adding an untold amount of novels and short stories to the list. Every detective novel or short story that played around with simple or complicated alibi-trick suddenly becomes an impossible crime story. When nearly everything is an impossible crime, nothing really is an impossible crime. Just a whodunit with extra hurdles.

Why so many insist on counting alibis as impossible crimes without discrimination is a bit baffling to me. I suppose one of the reasons is that there aren't many actual clear cut examples of the physically impossible alibi outside of Monk. There's one rather famous and celebrated classic, but acknowleding it as an impossible alibi counts as a spoiler (ROT13: ntngun puevfgvr'f qrngu ba gur avyr unf n qbhoyr vzcbffvoyr nyvov nf bar bs gur zheqrere'f nccrnef gb or vapncnpvgngrq ol n thafubg jbhaq, juvyr gur bgure vf frqngrq naq thneqrq ol n ahefr). Another problem is that from the few genuine examples some are borderline cases (e.g. Arthur Porges' "Coffee Break," 1964) and, according my definition, the impossible alibi is inextricably-linked to the Birlstone Gambit – casting a character thought to be dead as the killer. One of the detective's story oldest tropes, but not a universally beloved one with more than it's fair share of critics.

So lacking some good, clear cut and non-spoilerish examples, the alibi-tricks from Bush's Cut Throat and The Case of the Missing Minutes might look like impossible alibis because they apply considerable ingenuity to the problem. The kind of tricks you would expect from a first-class locked room mystery, which is why I lavished so much praise on the former. But they still rely on (ROT13) znavchyngvba bs pybpxf. I simply can't call them impossible crime novels.

Japanese mystery writer Tetsuya Ayukawa described the difference between impossible crime and unbreakable alibi as the former being an alibi in space and the latter as a locked room in time. I believe the important difference between an unbreakable and impossible alibis is the difference between external and internal. The unbreakable alibi depends on outside evidence like witnesses or tempered clocks (external), while the impossible alibi solely depends on the murder's physical state or whereabout (internal). But, once again, very few agree on what, exactly constitutes an impossible alibi.

The fact that this question was raised nearly a decade ago and we're still arguing when a cast-iron alibi becomes an impossible crime is perhaps the best argument against categorizing them as impossible crime. So propose to keep treating them as two separate, distinctly different, subcategories/off-shoots of the howdunit and put this muddied discussion to bed. Well, the comments are open. So you know where to air your grievances.

5 comments:

  1. "An impossible alibi, in my opinion, entirely relies on the murderer appearing to have been physically incapable of having carried out the deed. Not because the murderer claimed to have been somewhere else, but because there was a hard, physical limitation on the murderer's freedom to move or act."

    All alibis by their nature make it appear physically impossible for the killer to commit the crime. There is no such thing as an alibi that doesn't make it appear impossible for the killer to commit the crime. If it doesn't make it appear impossible for the killer to commit the crime, it isn't an alibi.

    "So the apparent physical restraints alibi the murderer. Not clocks, witnesses or train tickets.*

    This is arbitrary. This is like saying a locked-room murder that is accounted for by witnesses guarding the room is a locked-room mystery. By this very definition, one of the most iconic impossible crimes which is undeniably regarded as an impossible crime, which features in *The Mystery of the Yellow Room*, ceases to be an impossible crime because the impossibility is only constructed because 4 witnesses claim it is so. There is no physical limitation on the so-called impossible crime, so trying to apply this restriction to the impossible alibi while also allowing locked-room mysteries to skirt by under the same conditions is incredibly arbitrary.

    Also, if there is a seemingly or absolutely impartial witness, or physical evidence that the killer was somewhere at the time of the crime, that ***creates the impression that the killer was physically incapable of committing the crime***. If the solution ends up just "lol the witness is lying" or "lol someone else had the train ticket", then that doesn't stop it from being an alibi, it just makes it an alibi with a lame solution. An impossible crime cannot cease to be an impossible crime based on the solution. It has to be based on the set-up and impression. Considering that the locked-room mystery in Yellow Room is literally resolved by "lol a witness lied", then in every conceivable way, if we apply your definition evenly, the iconic impossible disappearance of Yellow Room is no longer an impossible disappearance at all. It is created only by witness testimony, and the solution relies on one of the witnesses lying.

    If you really want to be pedantic with it nearly all impossible crimes that the detective isn't present for are based on witnesses testimony. Even if there seems to be physical evidence, quite a lot of that relies on the assumption that the narrator of the story and the witnesses and the police are all being honest about the crime. Hell, there's precedent that even the book's own narrator or detective can be dishonest and duplicitous, and all we as readers can know about the story is through someone else's testimony that may very well be lying. Even the author themselves can lie to us.

    The bottom line is that for all impossible crimes we have to accept a certain amount of metatextual condition for the crime to constitute an impossible crime, and we always have to place our trust in someone.

    Hell, in your own examples, the idea that "the killer was being given surgery at the time" is based on what? The doctors' testimony.

    Guess what? The doctor lied.

    He wasn't giving surgery to the killer at the time. He was just paid off by the killer to say that.

    Oh those medical records proving the killer has a debilitating illness that prevents them from committing the crime? Fabricated to give the ruse more credibility.

    Oh, those security guards claiming that the killer was imprisoned? They all lied. The killer was actually the warden pretending to be a prisoner and the guards lied to keep their jobs.

    Allowing this to be the case for locked-room mysteries and footprints in the snow and disappearances and whatever, but drawing the line at impossible alibis, is bizarre.

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    1. The bottom line is that the possibility for an underwhelming and lame solution does not disqualify something from being an impossible crime, because the possibility for cheapness and lameness exists in all stories.

      "Oh, it wasn't a locked-room mystery. The killer was inside the room and hiding in the psychological blind spots in our eyes."

      The only thing that matters for something being an impossible alibi is:

      1.) There is a limited number of suspects or one person who is confirmed to be the killer.
      2.) All the suspects appear to have airtight alibis.

      The crime appears impossible because everyone that could be the killer, or the person who we know IS the killer, cannot physically commit the crime. Anything else is superfluous and arbitrary. If the solution is disappointing or unconvincing it doesn't cease to be an impossible crime, it's just an impossible crime with a lame solution. The possibility of a lame/cheap solution also doesn't discredit it because if it did then the locked-room mystery genre doesn't exist, period.

      Does the crime appear impossible? Yes? Impossible crime.

      Does having a confirmed killer with an alibi appear impossible? Yes? Impossible crime.

      The only time an alibi is not an impossible crime is if the killer ends up having an alibi but they're not confirmed by the story to be the killer prior to having their alibi scrutinized, and at least one other suspect in the cast lacks an alibi, because then the crime is possible if you assume one of the non-alibi'd suspects did it.

      Otherwise, alibi = impossibility. It is by definition something that establishes the impossibility of someone committing the crime.

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  2. Bro it’s not that deep for real. I mean I usually refer to alibi problems separately, but only because the villain is a known entity. I’d go so far as not calling the Kindaichi Prison Cram School an alibi problem simply because it’s a large group of people who have the alibis. But I’m not going to argue with people who call it one.

    It’s more important to understand how people classify things so you can know if you’d like it or not. You’ve stated your opinion numerous times, and that’s fine, but I don’t think it’s worth arguing about. Frankly, it exhausts me that every time you mention a story with an alibi problem like Tom Mead’s in his collection, you go on and on about rather it fits some arbitrary category rather than actually explaining if you liked it and why.

    What we’re all after here are stories that present that euphoria of seeing a baffling problem explained. That’s why stuff like Missing Minutes is in the locked room library—for that moment. Sure, there’s stuff like Points and Lines where the alibi isn’t based on one exhilarating trick. That book isn’t in the library. (And if you didn’t get that feeling from Minutes, that’s a matter of opinion. I did.)

    That’s why I read these blogs and pay attention to these projects—to see the opinions of people looking for the same things I am, instead of relying on a few words slapped on by a marketing team.

    But look we’re all trying to have a good time here. Life is too short to try to stuff everything into a tiny box. Love is love. Impossible crimes are a spectrum. Live más

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  3. You shouldn't take this argument too seriously. I just disagree with categorizing every alibi as an impossible crime, which is nothing to get exhausted over or upset about. This arguing and nitpicking happens in every fandom. Really the only mildly contentious issue in our corner of the genre. Beside the main reason for doing this post is so can finally shut up about it and have something to simply refer back to whenever it comes up in the future, instead of regurgitating the same point over and over again. Because we're never going to agree on this point. I find the idea of including every type of alibi under the impossible crime umbrella just as bizarre as you two find my exclusion of them. So agree to disagree, I guess.

    By the way, you have to forgive the upcoming review, because I think I do drone on about it a bit more, but view it as the last dribbles out. :)

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    1. Nobody categorizes EVERY ALIBI as an impossibility though. We categorize alibis where the crime appears impossible as a consequence due to a limited suspect pool being entirely alibi'd as impossible crimes because the impression is that the crime is... impossible.

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