Last
year, I put together a hypothetical locked room anthology, "The
Locked Room Reader XI: Locked Out," composed of short stories
that were overlooked and never appeared in any of the anthologies
published between The Locked Room Reader: Stories of Impossible
Crimes and Escapes (1968) and The Book of Extraordinary
Impossible Crimes and Puzzling Deaths (2020) – a list appended
with my personal wishlist. A wishlist with interesting and
intriguing-sounding stories that have been rarely been reprinted or
stuck in obscure, often hard-to-get magazine publications.
Regrettably,
most of the obscure stories on that wishlist remain out of my reach,
but the backlog of short locked room and impossible crime stories has
grown exponentially over the past twelve months. I've to acknowledge
and thank Alexander, of The Detection Collection, who helped padding that backlog.
The
backlog has become so cluttered that it was time for another bloated
compilation post with review of uncollected stories. So let's dig in!
Table
of Content:
"Murder
on a Bet" by H.C. Kincaid
"The
Loaded House" by Francis Bonnamy
"The
Thumbless Man" by Charles B. Child
"The
Man Who Wasn't There" by Charles B. Child
"Murder
in a Locked Box" by Patrick Meadows
"Virgil
Tibbs and the Fallen Body" by John Ball
"The
Gallowglass" by David Braly
H.C.
Kincaid's "Murder on a Bet" appeared in the November, 1950, issue
of Ellery Queen's Mystery Magazine as an "ultra
contemporary" take on the locked room trope with a solution
promising “the stuff of tomorrow's news.” A prediction
that has since come true.
The
story centers around a group of six businessmen who only have two
things in common, "an almost fanatical respect for the pledged
word" and "predilection for murder mysteries," which
lead to a discussion and a challenge at the Malunion Club. A recent
issue of EQMM had a locked room story and John Hendrix "vigorously denounced" such stories as unrealistic and
gimmicky. Victor Julian challenges his opinion and assures everyone
he could device a method without "the use of any mechanical
device or any deception of the senses." So a $150,000 challenge
is written down on paper.Hendrix
agreed to take residence in a hotel room stocked with enough food and
drink to last him a week, which then has to be locked from the inside
and the doors as well as the windows sealed shut with strips of
adhesive tape – guards from a reputable detective agency were
posted in the corridor for the whole week. When the time limit had
expired, they opened the hotel room, noting the seals were intact,
but Hendrix was dead. And there wasn't a mark on his body or a trace
of poison in his system. Doc Kay is called in by the businessmen to
help them get out of this mess and clear their names from suspicion.
A
clever, two-part trick with the administration of death being a
modern update of a trick that seasoned mystery readers will probably
recognize, but Kincaid found a new way to use a locked, sealed and
closely guarded room. A story worthy to be anthologized.
Francis
Bonnamy's "The Loaded House" was first published in the
December, 1950, issue of Ellery Queen's Mystery Magazine as
one of the winners of a short story contest. "The Loaded House"
impressed the jury as a "bright and amusing" story with "a
strange sort of Southern hospitality" and "chockful,
ram-jam-loaded with detectives" – as multiple characters
contribute to the solution. The breezy, lighthearted and sometimes
flippant tone of the story did remind me of Delano
Ames and Kelley
Roos.
Francis "Frank" Bonnamy is the assistant of the well-known Peter Utley
Shane, head of the Department of Criminology at the University of
Chicago, but during his wartime stint, he lived in Alexandria,
Virginia. The old port is preparing to celebrate its bicentennial and
Frank wants to show his wife, Mavis, the place to meet the delightful
friends he made there. There is, however, a problem. Every time Frank
stays in that part of Virginia, the area "becomes littered with
the sudden dead" and his old landlady greets him with, "Oh
no! Not Death's advance man!" And the good, old detective curse
lives up to it reputation when the Bonnamys gets invited to a
housewarming party to unveil a garden-sized swimming pool with a body
floating in it! A second body turns up on the doorstep, shot through
the head, which is what earned this story a spot in Robert Adey's
Locked Room Murders (1991).
However,
to qualify the second murder as an impossible crime stretches the
definition a little, but I'll allow it as it made splendid use of the
historically rich past of the town and the antiques that litter the
place. A very well done detective story that convinced me to take a
closer look at Francis Bonnamy sometime in the future. I've know
become incredibly curious about Death on a Dude Ranch (1939),
A Rope of Sand (1944) and The King is Dead on Queen Street
(1945).
Charles
B. Child's "The Thumbless Man" was originally published as "The
Invisible Killer" in the
January 21, 1955, publication of Collier's
and reprinted under its current title in the December, 1961, issue of
Ellery Queen's Mystery Magazine. It's one of those altogether
too rare archaeological mysteries with an originally imagined premise
and a good solution.
Chief
Inspector Chafik J. Chafik, of the Baghdad police, is summoned to an
archaeological excavation of an ancient city, Akkar, where two bodies
were found in a burial chamber. One of the bodies is close to
4000-year-old with a modern knife in his back and the second, much
fresher, body belongs to a representative of the Department of
Antiquities, Jamil Goury – who was found with strange strangulation
marks on his throat. And those marks suggest he had been killed by
someone with exceptionally hard, thumbless hands. What makes the
murder an outright impossibility is the passageway into the tomb was
very narrow and one section could only be passed by crawling. Goury
headed a party into the tomb, but appeared to be attacked, and
strangled, while the people behind were unable to help or save him.
Only person on the other side is a dusty corpse almost as old as
recorded history.
"The
Thumbless Man" is a truly wonderful story with a fascinating
backdrop and impossible crime, but it's Chafik who steals the show
with his lines and some excellent scenes. Such as when Chafik has a
brush with death and awakens inside a tent to immediately admonish
the first person he sees by saying, "I did not die here; my
corpse should not have been moved." Chafik also channeled John
Dickson Carr's Henri Bencolin when telling the murderer that "the
devil and I have much in common" and gave [redacted] a taste of
hell by placing [redacted] in Goury's position. I seriously need to
go after a copy of Child's The Sleuth of Baghdad (2002).
On
a side note: Steve, of MysteryFile, reviewed "The Thumbless Man" back in May and, while he liked the story,
questioned why "the killer decided to go to such length to
commit such a murder" that's bound to raise more questions than
a staged accident. A collapse, or faulty wiring, would have been as
dangerous to the murderer in those circumstances as to the victim. So
the murderer adopted this roundabout way to create an impossibility
that also functions as an alibi.
Charles
B. Child's "The Man Who Wasn't There" was published in the April,
1969, issue of Ellery Queen's Mystery Magazine and brings
Chief Inspector Chafik to the home of an Egyptian exile and recluse,
Faris Zakir. Constable Abdul Rahim had been called three times to the
house in one week on account of an unauthorized person entering the
premise. A person who was seen and left "alien footprints"
on the stairs to an unoccupied upper floor and vanished, but even
more baffling is how this person managed to enter the house. The
place was practically a fortress with a heavy bar on the front doors
and all of the windows either protected with iron grills or
shuttered. Chafik leaves the inexperienced constable in charge of the
case, which proves to have fatal consequences.
Unfortunately,
Child glosses over the impossibility of the footprints on the stairs,
which detracted from the overall quality of the story, but the
dangerous game Chafik plays with the murderer to extract an unlawful
kind of justice was excellently done. So this one was better written
than plotted.

Patrick
Meadows' "Murder in a Locked Box" is a short-short story,
originally published in the August, 1969, issue of Ellery Queen's
Mystery Magazine and takes place in a police station where a
"dropout from the underworld was comfortable and coddled"
in a prison cell – while closely watched by Chief Delany on TV
screen. Chief Delany witnesses "Chops" Moran dropping to floor,
twitches twice and then remained eerily motionless. Moran had been
poisoned with cyanide and suicide is out of the question, but how
then was the poison administrated? Chief Delany makes short work of
the case and apprehends the murderer before this person can even
begin to feel apprehensive about being caught. This is not bad for
something so short, but neither is it particular clever or memorable.
A snack sized locked room story and nothing more than that.John
Ball's "Virgil Tibbs and the Fallen Body" was first published in
the September, 1978, issue of Ellery Queen's Mystery Magazine
and brings the impossible crime to the modern police procedural.
Police Detective Virgil Tibbs is present when body falls with "a
violent thud" on the sidewalk of a towering building. Tibbs
notices some clues arguing against suicide, but an interview with the
building's general manager makes murder equally impossible. Only a
few windows in the building can be opened and then only very
slightly, which barely allows enough room to crawl through. Since the
building is only partially rented out, everything above the
thirty-second floor is blocked-off and access is severely restricted.
And the dust on the roof was undisturbed. So where did the body come
from since "he couldn't have fallen out of the sky."
The
solution is interesting, but terribly unconvincing with the who-and
why treated as an afterthought and left me somewhat disappointed. It
could have worked, if the idea had been elaborated on. No
recommendation here. Nonetheless, I've now bumped Ball's Singapore
(1986) op my to-be-read pile to see what he did with a novel-length
locked room mystery.
David
Braly's "The Gallowglass" was originally published in the August,
1986, issue of Alfred Hitchcock's Mystery Magazine and
collected in Murder at Teatime: Mysteries in the Classic Cozy
Tradition (1996), which will make some of you cringe, but don't
despair. This story is not a cozy. "The Gallowglass" is an
old-fashioned, traditionally fashioned locked room mystery with
everything but a warm, cozy backdrop for a gruesome killing with a
medieval weapon.
On
a dark, stormy night, Sergeant Brian Sullivan is taking a locksmith
to a mansion in the County of Cork, Ireland, which used to belong to
a 17th century gallowglass (mercenary) who had built the original
house that formed the center of the current building and, when he was
slain in battle, cursed the place – swearing he would kill every
Englishman "till the crack of doom." However, the ghost is
one of the two things that attracted the very English Dr. George and
Elizabeth Harrogate to the mansion with the other being that "Ireland
doesn't tax authors" (kind of true). Dr. Harrogate makes his
money with writing textbooks, science-fiction novels and working on
his invention, the sea camera. A combination of photography and
computer radar that would show "a lake or sea as being
transparent."
They
lived there for three years without anything untoward happening, but,
during one of the greatest storms the locals can remember, Dr.
Harrogate uncharacteristically bolted his study door. And he doesn't
respond to his wife's knocking. So she calls the police, but even the
locksmith is unable to force the sturdy, solid oak door and the
windows were nailed close years ago. When they finally managed to
break into the room, they find Dr. Harrogate's body with battleaxe "embedded deeply" in his chest and the papers concerning
his invention are missing.
Sergeant
Sullivan arrested a well-known housebreaker, who was seen near the
house at the time of the murder, but has no earthly idea how he
managed to get out of that tightly shut room. So they fly in
Detective Chief Inspector Phelim Kane from Dublin to Cork to help
Sullivan with that last piece of the puzzle, but Kane is there "to
investigate all aspects of the case" and investigate he
does. Kane arrives at an entirely different conclusion than his local
colleague.
The
locked room-trick is fairly simple and straightforward, but not one
of those hackneyed, routine solutions so often employed by writers
who wanted to write a locked room story without knowing how to plot
one – like turning a key with special tweezers or drawing a bolt
with string. Braly was a little more sophisticated than that and his
explanation nicely dovetailed with the situation of the house, the
storm and fitted the murderer perfectly. I also admired how
effortlessly the story slipped into an adjacent genre in its closing
pages.
Braly's "The Gallowglass" is another story deserving the attention of
editors and anthologists for inclusion in a future locked room
collection.
Well,
I hope you have enjoyed my rambling about all these loose,
uncollected locked room and impossible crime stories. Hopefully, they
will one day find their way into another locked room anthology. And
that I'll have read most of the obscure stories in that hypothetical
anthology is a sacrifice I'm willing to make for all of you.