Back in September, 2017, I
reviewed Arthur Porges' No
Killer Has Wings: The Casebook of Dr. Joel Hoffman (2017), a
slim, 86-page volume comprising half a dozen short detective stories,
which were first published in Alfred Hitchcock's Mystery Magazine
during the early 1960s and finally brought back into print by Richard
Simms – who runs The
Arthur Porges Fan Site and Richard Simms Publications. I closed
my review with the comment that, hopefully, the next collection would
gather the stories from the Professor Ulysses Price Middlebie series.
Simms posted in the
comment-section that he was seriously considering doing such a
collection and eventually received an email from him telling me that
he was working on another volume, entitled These Daisies Told: The
Casebook of Professor Ulysses Price Middlebie (2018), which was
released in early September.
So that was surprisingly
fast considering there was less than a year between my suggestion and
publication, but very much appreciated.
The series consists of
eleven stories and were mostly published in the previously mentioned
Alfred Hitchcock's Mystery Magazine, from 1962 to 1964, with
only two of them appearing in Mike Shayne Mystery Magazine and
This Week – a Sunday magazine supplement to The Los
Angeles Times, The Salt Lake Tribune and The Cincinnati
Enquirer. A final story was published more than a decade later in
the May, 1975, issue of Ed McBain's 87th Precinct Mystery
Magazine. This is the first time they appear in print together.
Prof. Ulysses Price
Middlebie is a retired Professor Emeritus of the History and
Philosophy of Science. A keen ornithologist and devout naturalist who
began to apply his scientific knowledge in the field of criminology
when a former pupil, Detective Sergeant Black, asked his advice in a
disappearance case and he has kept coming back ever since – usually
with a seemingly impossible problem. I should mention that not every
story in this collection is, strictly speaking, an impossible crime
or locked room story. They're all howdunits with seven, or so,
qualifying as (quasi) impossible crime stories. So a nice little
feast for fans of the pure, puzzle-driven detective story.
The opening story, "These
Daisies Told," introduces the reader to Prof. Middlebie and how
"his universal grasp of nature" helped him to acquire "his
niche as consultant in crime" when a former pupil turned up on
his doorstep with a tantalizing problem.
Detective Sergeant Black
knows Dale Corsi murdered his wife, who has been gone for a week, but
is unable to locate the body. A problem exacerbated by the fact that
they lived on a small ranch quite off the main highway. So there are
more than enough place where Corse could have secreted the body, but
Middlebie's mind houses a rich depository of knowledge about the
natural world and this helped him spot the hidden location of the
body without too much trouble – revealing a truly clever way to
dispose of a body. Apparently, Porges thought this was "one of
his cleverest ideas" and you can hardly disagree with him. My
only complaint is that the central clue required specialized
knowledge to get an inkling of the solution. Still a good opening to
a solid collection.
The second story, "The
Unguarded Path," has a unique premise for a locked room mystery:
Middlebie is not asked to help his one-time pupil, Detective Sergeant
Black, to solve an impossible crime, but to prevent one from
happening. An angle that had never been used before.
Franklin Devoe was the
lawyer for the Syndicate and knows "where all the bodies are
buried," which makes his ex-employers very nervous, because
Devoe is ready to talk and they sicked their best contract killer on
him. Joe Vasta is described by Black as "a kind of criminal
Professor Middlebie" with a habit of sending "a whole
series of letters to the man he's after" and is behind a string
of mob hits that "left the police flatfooted" – now he
has been sending letters to Devoe promising he'll be dead before he
can appear before the Grand Jury. The police has Devoe "covered
the way they watched Khrushchev when he came to New York" and
his estate is a locked up as tight as a drum with guards patrolling
the grounds.
So Black asks his former
professor to help prevent a murder that could not possibly happen and
Middlebie uses his scientific knowledge to show him "an
unguarded path for murder" that "most houses have."
The idea of this unguarded path is almost on par with the idea of the
Judas window from Carter
Dickson's homonymously titled The
Judas Window (1938). Easily one of my favorite stories from
this collection!
The next story is "The
Missing Bow" and the plot is odd one that doesn't really work for
me. Howard Cole used to manage a sporting goods store, but more
importantly, he was "an expert archer." He even did all
trick shots for a Robin Hood TV-series. That all ended when Victor
Borden rammed his car into Cole's that killed his wife and 8-year-old
daughter. Cole lost an arm and was so mangled below the waist he can
only hobble around now, however, he somehow managed to fire an arrow
into Borden, but was practically caught in the act in a blind alley
and here the problem begins – no weapon, like a bow or crossbow,
was found on him. And there was no place or time to hide one. Not to
mention the physical impossibility of loosening an arrow with one
arm.
Middlebie finds the
solution to this conundrum in an old, dusty tome from 1903 and the
explanation is legitimate, but unconvincing and Porges must have
realized this, because a lot of emphasize is placed on the motive.
This is a trick requiring a very dedicated and driven murderer. So it
might work for some readers, but I was not impressed by it.
The fourth entry is a
short-short, "Small, Round Man from Texas," which reminded me of
the shorter works and radio-plays by Ellery
Queen. Black and Middlebie assist a French policeman, Inspector
Paul Hermite Rameau, to capture a master thief, Cauchy Fourier
Boussinesq, who's internationally known as the Chameleon. A man of
six feet five inches tall, but has a talent for illusions to make
himself unnoticeable and this short-short is a demonstration of his
talent. And, no, Porges didn't copy-paste the solution from John
Dickson Carr's The Crooked Hinge (1938). So, this was
really short, but fun, little story.
The next story is another
short-short, "Blood Will Tell," in which Black poses an
impossible challenge to Middlebie: a multi murderer is about to go
off scot-free unless they can get a blood sample, but the suspect
simply refuses to give them a sample and has claimed everything from
religious objections to the Fifth Amendment. So the courts has warned
Black not "to touch his sacred veins" or else. Middlebie
has a trick up his sleeve to get a blood sample and this makes for
yet another very short, but incredibly fun, short-short story. As an
aside, I think "Blood Without Violence" would have been better
title for this impossible challenge.
The next story is one of
Porges' best locked room stories, entitled "Coffee Break," which
ranks alongside "No Killer Has Wings" and reviewed
it separately back in April. So I'll skip it to keep this post as
brief as possible. However, one thing I'll note here is that this
story finds Middlebie with a taped ankle and this injury forces him
to act as an armchair detective in the next couple of stories. And
there are numerous comparisons to Mycroft Holmes in them.
The seventh story, "A
Model Crime," is minor one and deals with the theft of eight ounces
of custom-built transistors from the heavily guarded and secured
premises of Morton Electronics, which are worth about twenty-one
thousand dollars – "quite a haul." Only a handful of
dependable engineers had access to the locked room where the
transistors are being kept and taking them from the plant is next to
impossible, because the place is run like Fort Knox or Area 51. The
method is actually not bad and very practical, given the
circumstances, but not as impressive in 2018 as it probably was in
1964.
Black brings a baffling
case or arson to Middlebie: a man has inherited a house, or white
elephant, which is highly taxed and comes with barely any income. The
house is tied to the estate and, if he abandons it, he forfeits the
annuity and other benefits. So the man goes on a two-month holiday to
Mexico City, a thousand miles from the house, while the place is
locked up and closely watched by a security company. After six weeks, "a fire of unknown origin levels the building." Middlebie
is tasked with finding out whether there's something like an
incendiary device with a six week delayed time-fuse. A clever,
scientific detective story with nifty gimmick that's not as insane as
the fifteen year fuse from "Time Bomb." You really have to read
that Grey story to believe it.
The following story is
titled "The Puny Giant" and has an unusual impossible problem. A
woman was found dead in the middle of large lawn battered to death by "a broken chunk of solid concrete" that weighed over
ninety pounds. Only problem is that Black's primary suspect is her
scrawny, sixteen-year-old adopted son who could not have lifted the
chunk of concrete to deliver the deadly blows. However, I figured out
this trick when his hobbies were mentioned. Still a pretty good yarn
with a couple of slightly unsettling final lines.
The next story is "The
Symmetrical Murder" and concerns the death of Howard Davis Valind, "a cancer-quack" or "mass-murderer," who preyed
on the fatally ill, but was justly murdered when staying at a seaside
hotel. He was killed when standing on the balcony to feed the birds
when he was smacked in the head by "something moderately heavy
and fast-moving" or "something massive," but a lot
slower moving. However, the balcony was roofed and the hotel room had
been locked from the inside. So how was he killed? I actually figured
out the method based on the story-title and remembering a locked room
novella with almost exactly the same impossible situation and
explanation. I'm sure this is merely a coincidence, because you would
expect a writer of scientific mysteries to hit upon a trick like this
one.
On a side note, why do so
many detective stories force the reader root for the murderer? I try
to be a good boy, I really do, but even Middlebie here called the
victim a swine who preyed on "the most pitifully helpless human
beings." And told Black he would not cry if he failed to build
a court case against the murderer.
Finally, this volume ends
with the 1975 story, "Fire for Peace," in which Black and
Middlebie is confronted the bad combination of "fire and
fanaticism." A chemical plant full of inflammable material is
working on a nerve gas, but the place is targeted by an arsonist who,
inexplicable, has started a dozen fires on the premise and has been
sending letters taunting them – all signed "Committee of One,
for Peace." The solution here, like "The Missing Bow" is
taken from history, but this one was a lot easier to swallow. A good
story and decent ending to this altogether too short a series.
On a whole, These
Daisies Told: The Casebook of Professor Ulysses Price Middlebie
proved to be an excellent collection of short stories and showed
Porges was a genuine maverick when it came to dreaming up miraculous
crimes with often very original explanations. Something that's
exemplified by such stories as "The Unguarded Path" and "Coffee
Break."
So we have potentially a
lot to look forward to on the Porges front!