Ruthven Campbell Todd was
a Scottish-born artist, critic and poet who wrote eight lighthearted,
tongue-in-cheek detective novels in the mid-1940s, published as by
"R.T.
Campbell," which mostly star his botanist and amateur meddler,
Professor John Stubbs – a character who was obviously modeled on
John
Dickson Carr's Dr. Gideon Fell and Sir Henry Merrivale. These
amusing takes on the detective story seemed to be well on their way
to being forgotten, until Dover Publications started reprinting the
series in 2018.
I've already read and
reviewed Unholy
Dying (1945) and Death
for Madame (1946), which left me with Swing Low, Swing
Death (1946), but the book turned out to be, for better and
worse, the weirdest, most unorthodox, of the lot. Now, before I can
get to the good stuff, I need to talk about the bad first.
Firstly, there's a
continuity issue that really bugged me. Peter Main wrote an
introduction for the new Dover editions and provided a list of all
published Professor Stubbs novels "in the order they were
presumably written," based "on references that appear
within them to previously occurring events," but Swing Low,
Swing Death is listed last and introduces a character, Ben Carr,
who had a prominent role in a previous novel – namely Death for
Madame. So it can't have been a very close examination of the
series, because this continuity error stands out the moment his name
is mentioned. There's another character, Douglas Newsome, who
previously appeared in The Death Cap (1946), which has its
solution (name of murderer + method) spoiled on the third page "Part
2-Chapter 1: The Joy of Return." So the reader has been warned!
Sure, these are very minor
issues, smudges really, which should not negatively affect the
overall story, or plot, but that's where the biggest problem of the
book rears its ugly snout: Swing Low, Swing Death is not
a detective novel.
Technically speaking,
Swing Low, Swing Death qualifies as a detective novel, but it
really is a satire on modern art cloaked in the feathers of a
detective story. There's a body, a murderer, a closed circle of
suspects and a detective with his Dr. Watson in tow, but there are
barely any clues to mull over and the murderer stands out like a
jarring piece of modern architecture. And the body doesn't make a
public appearance until the second half of the story. Something that
will grate and test the patience of readers who detest long buildups
to the murder.
So what happens until the
murder finally happens? Campbell shows the reader the preparations
for the opening of Miss Emily Wallenstein's Museum of Modern Art and
takes the piss out of the whole situation and the characters. You
would almost get the impression he hated modern art and its puffy
champions.
Miss Wallenstein is a
millionaire's daughter with "a penchant for all that was modern"
and surrounded herself with all kinds of modern monstrosities, such
as fur-lined teacups, colored tubes of sand and pieces of junk, but
she's about to open Pandora's Box on the unsuspecting populace of
London with her Museum of Modern Art – first of its kind in London.
She's advised by a pompous art-critic and "fashionable arbiter
of taste," Cornelius Bellamy, who believes that his books are "the absolute essentials to anything in the way of an
understanding of, say, a Miró, a Klee, or a Picasso." Bellamy
latest discovery is Ben Carr, now an interior decorator, who festoons
walls with disregarded rubbish. Carr himself "could not quite
understand how he had become an interior decorator," but, if
people wanted to pay him to cover their walls with rubbish, "he
saw no reason why he should not humour them in their fancy." A
job's a job. Douglas Newsome is a quasi-alcoholic poet who, somehow,
became the gloomy librarian of the museum and tries to complete a
catalog before the opening. The cast is rounded out by a gallery
owner, Julian Ambleside, and an art expert, Francis Varley.
So, while they prepare a "brutal and forthright" exhibition with the sole aim to
leave the visitors "insulted and outraged" and "to
commit a mental rape upon their virgin security," the
authenticity of a Chirico painting is questioned. A file is taken
from the library archive, photographs disappear and a painting is
slashed to ribbons, which culminates on opening night when the
unveiling of a painting reveals a body dangling from a picture hook.
This is the point where Chief Inspector Bishop, Professor John Stubbs
and his long-suffering chronicler, Max Boyle, enter the picture. But
don't expect much in the way of an actual detective story.
I suspect Campbell
probably would have preferred continuing his satire of the modern art
scene as his heart just wasn't in it during the second act. There a
few bright spots. Such as Ben Carr's centenarian, gin-soaked mother
and her "crazy logic," a cameo by Ruthven Todd and the
final confrontation with murderer on the rooftop of the museum, but
nothing more than that. Professor Stubbs was not as lively, or
disruptive, as in previous novels and Boyle futilely hacked up his
familiar lines ("I want a quiet life with nothing going faster
than the germination of a seed"). The only real clue is a
slip-of-the-tongue that could have had a perfectly normal
explanation, which Bishop pointed out in the last chapter. Not that
you needed that clue to spot the murderer, but it's all a little
disappointing coming after Unholy Dying and Death for
Madame. Luckily, I still have Take Thee a Sharp Knife
(1946) and Adventure with a Goat (1946) to look forward to.
So, purely as a detective
novel, I can't recommend Swing Low, Swing Death unless you're
a fan of the series, British comedy or hate modern art. And, in the
last case, you don't have to read the second act.