If
you regularly check in on this blog, you probably noticed my all
encompassing, all consuming addiction undying love
for impossible crime fiction and it tends to dominate the blog,
despite trying to keep everything varied and interesting – only to
keep slipping into a brown study of locked
room mysteries. After the galore of miracle murders from the
previous three reviews, I elected to pick an anthology of short
stories next that reflects the scope and richness of the traditional
detective story. I picked Martin
Edwards' latest anthology from the British Library Crime Classics
series, As if By Magic: Locked Room Mysteries and Other Miraculous
Crimes (2025). And, yes, I'm well aware it's an anthology of
locked room and impossible crime short stories, but that's just a
coincidence/unimportant detail/you being needlessly difficult. You
can pick your excuse today!

As
if By Magic is the second impossible crime-themed anthology
Edwards has put together following Miraculous
Mysteries: Locked Room Murders and Impossible Crimes (2017).
So a followup was long overdue and knew this second anthology was
coming, but tempered my expectations until I knew its content. I had
some mixed results with locked room anthologies over year, which is
partially my own fault.I
have been fishing in the pool of uncollected, rarely anthologized
short impossible crime stories for years and even have an irregular
blog-series "Locked and Loaded" (part 1,
2,
3,
4,
5
and 6)
dedicated to them. So when an anthology appears, like David Stuart
Davies' Classic Locked Room Mysteries (2016) or Otto Penzler's
Golden
Age Locked Room Mysteries (2022), the selection of stories
can underwhelming with very little new to offer. Well, an early and
promising review on In Search
of the Classic Mystery Novel confirmed As if By Magic
collected a host of obscure, rarely reprinted stories alongside a
number of the usual suspects – like "THE
FINEST SHORT STORY EVER WRITTEN!" (Carter
Dickson's "The House in Goblin Wood," 1947). So immediately
ordered a copy!
Martin
Edwards' As if By Magic collects sixteen short stories of
which the following eight have been read and reviewed on this blog
before: L.T. Meade and Robert Eustace's "The
Warder of the Door" (1898), James Ronald's "Too
Many Motives" (1930), John Dickson Carr's "The
Wrong Problem" (1936), Margery Allingham's "The
Border-Line Case" (1937), Vincent Cornier's "The
Shot That Waited" (1947), Carter Dickson's "The House in
Goblin Wood" (reviewed with "The Wrong Problem"), Julian
Symons' "As
if By Magic" (1961) and Christianna Brand's "Murder
Game" (1968). So, for the sake of brevity, I'll be skipping
those seven stories and go over the remaining Eight. Eight out of
sixteen for a modern locked room anthology is not a bad score for me.
My only real complaint is that Edwards opted for "The Wrong
Problem" and "The Shot That Waited" instead of Carr's "The
Diamond Pentacle" (1939) and Cornier's "Dust of Lions" (1933).
One day, one day...
So
that makes the first story under examination E.C. Bentley's "The
Ordinary Hairpins," originally published in the October, 1916,
issue of the Strand Magazine, in which Philip Trent is
commissioned to paint a portrait of Lord Aviemore. Trent had
previously done a sketch of Lord Aviemore's late sister-in-law,
Lillemor Wergeland, who disappeared from a ship following the death
of her husband and son – written off as a suicide by drowning. Or
was it murder? Trent becomes interested in the cold case and, over
the course of months, slowly follows the trail to an obvious
conclusion. Better written than plotted and a weak pick for an
impossible crime anthology. Fortunately, the next one is a minor gem
that has been on my wishlist for ages.
Will
Scott's "The Vanishing House" was culled from a "highly-regarded," but out-of-print collection of short
stories entitled Giglamps (1924). Douglas G. Greene,
co-founder of Crippen & Landru, praised
this "collection of short stories about a tramp who sometimes
act as detective runs afoul of the law himself" – saying "I
have seldom enjoyed a book more than Giglamps." This particular short story has been on my wishlist ever since coming
across it in Robert Adey's Locked Room Murders (1991). Where
the impossibility is concerned, "The Vanishing House" didn't
disappoint. A story that follows Giglamps on a very strange night
when he goes to sleep in an old, abandoned barn and wakes up to find
that someone has swapped his worn, dirty boots with brand new ones.
Not wanting to stick around, Giglamps flees the barn and stumbles
through the dark, until spotting a lighted window several hours
later. However, Giglamps overhears a conversation, "if yer catch
anythin' listenin', shoot it," convincing him to trod on, but
has to return to the house when someone is killed on its doorstep. So
goes off to fetch a policeman.
When
he returns to the house with a village constable in tow, the scene
appears to have impossibly altered. There's no body in front of the
house, but a body is found half a mile away. So it appears someone
moved the body between Giglamps witnessing the murder and returning
with the police, but the victim is still clutching a clump of grass
("...if they move him it tears away"). That suggests the
house that stood there was either miraculously vanished or moved
without leaving traces ("cottages can't walk, my lad—not in
these parts"). The solution not only makes "The Vanishing
House" a gem of the 1920s impossible crime story, but for me a
highlight of this anthology. I hope Martin Edwards is pestering the
British Library to get Giglamps reprinted.

Anthony
Wynne's "The Gold of Tso-Fu," originally published in the
February, 1926, issue of Flynn's Magazine, begins with nerve
specialist and amateur detective Dr. Eustace Hailey dropping by at
the China Bank offices of Sir Thomas Evans – who had asked him to
come to discuss an urgent matter. Barely arrived, Dr. Hailey is
informed something terrible has happened and is brought to
ornately-decorated, almost surrealistic room in the bank building
dominated by "a huge effigy in freshly gilded wood" of "some oriental deity seated on his throne." Underneath the
throne was the body of Mr. Harrier, one of the bank directors, who
had been stabbed to death. However, the door of the room had been
under constant observation from the time Harrier had entered the room
to the moment the murder was discovered. Nobody was seen going, or
coming out, during that time. Even stranger, Sir Thomas begins to act
unhinged from admitting to having committed the murder and
challenging Dr. Hailey ("I have set you a puzzle to solve")
to drawing a gun. So a very promising and puzzling opening, but
Wynne's unable to sustain this is in the second-half of the story as
the plot succumbs to its pulp trappings with a very gimmicky,
time-worn locked room-trick and solution. That while there's a much
better, much more elegant possibility staring you in the face. Not
one of Wynne's finest locked room mysteries.Hal
Pink's "The Two Flaws," a six-page short short, was
syndicated in numerous newspapers in 1934 and has Inspector Wenshall
explaining to Superintendent Carson how the murder of Clive Burgess
is a simple, open-and-shut case – everything points to Marriott,
victim's business, as the culprit. Burgess was found seated behind
his desk of his locked office with key lying on the table with the
other two keys belonging to Marriott and the landlord ("...he is
in Germany"). Burgess also left an unfinished dying message on
the writing pad reading "M-A-R" ("what more do you want?"). Superintendent Carson, along
with the reader, spots the locked room-trick that was evidently
employed and exposes the two fatal flaws to ensnare the murderer. So
not the most original locked room mystery, but competent and good
enough for a short short. I found it interesting that the locked room
scenario was used to frame an innocent man without locking him inside
the office with the victim.
Ernest
Dudley's "The Case of the Man Who Was Too Clever," first
published in Meet Dr. Morelle (1943) and reprinted in Dr.
Morelle Elucidates (2010), brings Dr. Morelle and his
secretary, Miss Frayle, to a block of flats to visit a friend, but
screams coming from the next door flap draws him into a murder case.
They find a Mr. Collins banging on the locked door of his bathroom,
calling to his wife, but she doesn't answer and so they break down
the door. What they find is Diana Collins dead from an overdose of
laudanum. Dr. Morelle looks straight through the suicide setup and
makes short work of Collins. Even though the explanation of how
Collins worked the locked bathroom setup is dull and unimaginative,
it could have been tremendously improved with an honest story title.
Something like "The Case of the Man Who Was Really Stupid" or "The Case of the Dumb Murderer," because Collins really wanted
that meet and greet with Albert Pierrepoint.

Grenville
Robbins' "The Broadcast Body," originally published in the June,
1936, issue of The 20-Story Magazine, should have been the
standout of this anthology. The premise is fantastic in every sense
of the word! Professor John Manfred invites his nephew to attend a
private experiment with a revolutionary invention that's going to
change the world forever, the Body Broadcaster. Professor Manfred is
going to broadcast his bodily self from his laboratory at Hampstead
to his brother's laboratory at Dulwich. A machine that can "actually
broadcast solid bodies through the ether" and "goods can
be broadcast as easily as men and women." An epoch-making,
history altering invention, but, of course, something goes wrong
during the test run. The professor climbs inside a sealed box,
crammed with machinery, gadgets and a transmitter, which is followed
by an explosion and the professor has disappeared – an explosion
happened simultaneously at the laboratory at Dulwich. Only without
him emerging before his brother as intended. So was he now "wandering
in a disembodied state in some curious fourth dimension" or is
there a natural, much more mundane explanation? In this case, the
answer, unfortunately, is yes. The solution is simply dropped into
the nephew's lap and how the professor escaped from the room just
feels like a cheat. A real pity as the setup is fantastic, but liked
the historical snippet mentioning television.Funnily
enough, "The Broadcast Body" was published in the same year as
E.R. Punshon's The
Bath Mysteries (1936) that also mentions and shows an early
and experimental television set.
Michael
Gilbert's "The Coulman Handicap," originally appearing in the
April, 1958, issue of Argosy, takes a procedural approach to
the problem poses by a seemingly impossible, inexplicable vanishing
act. Detective Sergeant Petrella is part of a twenty-four men team
observing, tailing and hopefully trapping a notoriously slippery
go-between thieves and fences, Mrs. Coulman. And keeps a cut as a
service fee ("just like a literary agent"). Petrella is
close on her heels when she slips inside a bar with only
entrance/exit and disappears into thin air. Gilbert gave me a little
hope by apparently eliminating the obvious, disappointing type of
explanation for these kind of vanishing acts, only to reveal it's
just a variation on that type of solution. Other than the uninspiring
ending, the opening was very good and liked the idea of an impossible
disappearance disrupting, what should have been, a routine police
operation.
This
anthology ends, for me, on a high note with the next story. Geoffrey
Bush, son of Christopher
Bush, was a composer, musical scholar and a member of the Carr
Society who famously gave Edmund
Crispin the idea for the most famous of all short shorts, "Who
Killed Baker?" (1950). "The Last Meeting of the Butlers Club," published in the March, 1980, issue of Ellery Queen's Mystery
Magazine, is Bush's hilarious take on the glorious of the
detective story of yesteryear and "the wave of weekend
country-house murders that swept over England in the '20s and '30s." What is to become the last meeting of the Butlers Club is attended by
a handful of the last, aging members of ex-butlers who pooled their
modest inheritances from their generous employers to get a taste of
the good life. So they begin to reminiscence about the good, old days
and the times they were nearly arrested for murdering their generous
employers. But every time the policeman wanted to put on the
handcuffs, a gifted amateur detective appeared scoffing at the idea
that the butler did it. Whether it was Dr. John Thorndyke and Philo
Vance to Lord Peter Wimsey and Father Brown, they always appeared to
bail out the butler with a ludicrous solutions. A marvelous piece of
genre parody that can be compared to other locked room satires like
Morton Wolson's "The Glass Room" (1957), John Sladek's "The
Locked Room" (1972) and, of course, Leo Bruce's Case
for Three Detectives (1936).
So,
as always, As if By Magic is a mixed bag of tricks with
Scott's "The Vanishing House" and Bush's "The Last Meeting of
the Butlers Club" being my personal favorites and liked Pink's "The
Two Flows," as a competent obscurity, but found the remaining short
stories lacking – especially when it comes to the locked
rooms/impossible crimes. That's where this anthology, as an anthology
of locked room mysteries and impossible crimes, comes up short.
However, I only read half of the stories and skipped some of the
better picks by Allingham, Brand, Carr and Cornier which would have
balanced out the overall quality of the selection. And maybe I'm
demanding of these types of locked room anthologies, because (ROT13)
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isn't doing it for me. Well, that should teach me not to write the
introduction before finishing the book.