"The idea is there, locked inside, and all you have to do is remove the excess stone."- Michelangelo (1475-1564)
This is going to be a filler post in commemoration
of the two-hundredth post tagged as a "locked
room mystery," which is a poorly contrived excuse to ramble about the
impossible crime stories I previously rambled about on this blog. So it's
basically the blog-post equivalent of a clip show
episode. Enjoy!
In late February of 2011, I began this blog and
Christianna Brand's Death
of Jezebel (1948) was the first review to be tagged as a locked room
mystery. The plot is as clever as it complex and deals with the onstage murder
during a reenactment of a medieval pageant by a seemingly invisible assailant.
It was an extremely scare and coveted collectors items for decades, but was
finally brought back into circulation by Mysterious
Press in 2013 – as a modern ebook. I heartily recommend it, because Death
of Jezebel stands alongside Green
for Danger (1944) as a fine example of Brand's craftsmanship.
The explanation for an impossible problem can
be tricky, complex and sometimes result in an over complicated, unconvincing
answer – which has often invited comments along the lines of "oh, that could
never happen in real-life." Over the past several years, I compiled five
filler-posts with real-life examples of the locked room mystery intruding upon
reality. Some of them are practically pre-written cases waiting for a mystery
writer to commit them to paper. You can find all five parts here: I,
II,
III,
IV
and V.
I have accumulated a number of lists over the
past four years and two of the most popular blog-posts in this category are "My
Favorite Locked Room Mysteries I: The Novels" and "My
Favorite Locked Room Mysteries II: Short Stories and Novellas," which are
constant occupants of best read blog-posts – a list that can be found on your
right under the header Most Consulted Dossiers This Week.
In contrary to these best-of lists, I threw
together one entitled "The
Reader is Warned: A List of My Least Favorite Locked Room Mysteries." It's
a shorter selection of novels that include Joseph Bowen's abysmal The
Man Without a Head (1933), Randall Garrett's overrated Too Many
Magicians (1967) and Gilbert Adair's The Act of Roger Murgatroyd
(2006) – an atrocity comparable only to the horrors of trench-warfare from WWI.
Obviously, the television-and
movie format of the detective story have been grossly neglected on this
blog, but their under-representation is mainly due to barely watching any
TV-and movie mysteries anymore. I used to watch quite a few of them, but have
become increasingly frustrated with them over the years and you can't re-watch Columbo
for eternity.
Nevertheless, I was able to work my way through
a couple of episodes from various TV-series and the occasional mystery movie,
which, to absolutely nobody's surprise, were by and large locked room mysteries.
I reviewed Columbo
Goes to the Guillotine (1989) that deals with two impossible scenarios:
a decapitated illusionist in a locked, upper-floor apartment room and a
remote-viewing trick – which the lieutenant wonderfully replicates in order to
pad out the episode. So, yes, that part is padding, but good padding. I mean,
it's Columbo giving a sound and logical explanation for an apparently genuine
demonstration of supernatural powers, under test-conditions, at a highly secure
location. What's not to love about that?
I've also reviewed a handful of episodes from Colonel
March of Scotland Yard, under the post-title "Miraculous
Shades of Black and White," which was a TV-series based on the short
stories from John Dickson Carr's The
Department of Queer Complaints (1940) – published under the byline of "Carter Dickson." I have also several reviews from the locked room-series Jonathan
Creek, but they're mainly review of the poorly written, abominably
plotted episodes from the final season. So I'd recommend my review of Time
Waits for Norman (1998) and the best-of
list posted in anticipation of the disappointment that buried the series.
Occasionally, I produce a filler-ish post that
contains some particles of substance, which are rare, but they do occur from
time-to-time. A case can be made this was the case with a post entitled "The
Sealed Room: A Literal Stronghold," in which I touch upon the many death
certificates issued to our beloved genre and an essay titled "The Locked Room:
An Ancient Device of the Story-Teller, But Not Dead Yet." My conclusion is that
we keep coming back because Edgar
Allan Poe buried a soft, thumping organ beneath the floorboards of the
locked room mystery when he invented the genre in his 1841 short story known as "The Murders in the Rue Morgue."
"Sealed
Rooms and Ghoulish Laughter" is an overview of primarily short stories
paying tribute or parodying my favorite mystery writer, John
Dickson Carr, who's primarily known as the undisputed Master of the Locked
Room Mystery – covering such classics as William Krohn's "The Impossible Murder
of Dr. Satanus" and William Brittain's "The Man Who Read John Dickson Carr."
Speaking of the "Grand Master," I've read most
of his best and most well-known novels and short stories, before I began to
blog, which resulted in namedropping him more than posting actual reviews. It's
something that needs to be fixed in the future, but I did cobble together a
few, unworthy reviews of some of his classics: The
Judas Window (1938), The
Emperor's Snuff-Box (1942), She
Died a Lady (1943), The
Bride of Newgate (1950) and Fire,
Burn! (1957).
Of course, Carr is an old favorite of mine, but
I made some new, excellent discoveries over the past few years.
I had been aware of Bill
Pronzini in short story form, but it wasn't until 2011 I began to read his
full-length novels about the "Nameless Detective," which is a series containing
two of my all-time favorite locked room mysteries – Hoodwink
(1981) and Scattershot
(1982). They're a pair of interconnecting stories that strung together no-less
than five impossible crimes and demonstrates the locked room trope can be as much
at home in a contemporary, gritty environment as in the stately homes of the
1930s. Pronzini drove this point home a third time in Bones
(1985), which is an exceedingly dark and brooding story with a locked room
murder in the distant past and a pile of bones being revealed by an earthquake.
I recommend all three of them without hesitation.
On a lighter note, over the past couple of
years, Pronzini and Marcia
Muller has been collaborating on a series of historical mysteries about a
pair of late-1800s gumshoes, which all include one or more seemingly impossible
situation. There are three titles to date: The
Bughouse Affair (2013), The
Spook Lights Affair (2013) and The
Body Snatchers Affair (2014).
Herbert
Resnicow is still one of my favorite discoveries, because he brought an
entirely new perspective to the genre from his previous career as a civil
engineer and constructed locked room mysteries on a completely new scale.
Large, open spaces inside enormous buildings were sealed as tight as your
stock-in-trade bolted bedroom or locked study. This also have rise to a couple
of unique set-ups with one-of-a-kind explanations, which are especially
exemplary in The
Gold Deadline (1984) and The
Dead Room (1987). The only downside is that he wrote so few of them!
Finally, as far as new discoveries are concerned,
I should mention historian and prolific writer of historical mysteries, namely Paul
Doherty, of whom I learned through In Search of the
Classic Mystery Novel – and have been hooked ever since. I particularly
enjoyed the cheekily plotted The
Spies of Sobeck (2008) and The
Mysterium (2010), which had a very Carrian atmosphere with two
seemingly impossible crimes.
On the international market, John Pugmire has been doing
yeoman's work in gathering locked room novels from across the globe and
translate them for an English-speaking reading audience. The catalogue of
Pugmire's independent publishing-house has a swelling list of Paul
Halter novels, but also contains the Carrian homage L'enigme
du Monte Verita (The Riddle of Monte Verita, 2007) by Jean-Paul
Török and Yukito Ayatsuji's Jakkakukan
no satsujin (The Decagon House Murders, 1987) – which,
technically, isn’t a locked room mystery. But that shouldn't spoil the
fun.
To my own surprise, I also found a handful of
locked room mysteries from my own backyard and some of them were very decent:
Willy Corsari's De
voetstappen op de trap (Footsteps on the Stairs, 1937), Cor
Docter's Koude
vrouw in Kralingen (Cold Woman in Kralingen, 1970) and M.P.O.
Books' Een
afgesloten huis (A Sealed House, 2013). You can find more about
Dutch-language locked room stories on this page,
but it’s in dire need of an update.
Well, I'm halfway through a third wall of text,
which really tells nothing more than I already did in the individual blog-posts
I linked to. So this post is really proving itself a waste of time, but I might
as well finish it now and run down some of the novels reviewed on here –
because they make up the bulk of the locked room label.
Roman McDougald's The
Blushing Monkey (1953) and Helen McCloy's Mr.
Splitfoot (1968) belong to a rare strain of miracle crimes, because the
problems being tackled within their respective pages revolve around unlocked
rooms. However, they're still locked room mysteries, but you have to read for
yourself how they managed to pull that off. It goes almost without saying that
McCloy's book is absolutely brilliant.
Plot-wise, Zelda Popkin's Dead
Man's Gift (1941) and Beverley Nichols' The
Moonflower (1955) have one only one thing in common: the ending of both
novels reveal one of the deaths to have been an impossible murder all-along. I
liked both of them, but the former was definitely superior to the latter.
However, they're both worth your time.
In the depart of rare, lesser-known, but
excellent, locked room mysteries I would definitely recommend Anthony Wynne's The
Silver Scale Mystery (1931), W. Shepard Pleasants' The
Stingaree Murders (1932) and Theodore Roscoe's Murder
on the Way (1935).
However, its not just full-length, locked room
novels I have read and reviewed, but also the occasional short story and short
story collections. I should begin with mentioning The
Curious Cases of Cyriack Skinner Grey (2009) by Arthur Porges, which
almost entirely consist of impossible problems solved by a wheelchair-bound
scientist. They're pretty good and amusing stories that deserve to be better
known.
Earlier this year, I wrote a seven-part review
of a nine-hundred-page anthology, The Black Lizard Big Book of Locked Room
Mysteries (2014), which could all be read by clicking here.
I didn't cover every single story in that mammoth anthology, because I had read
a significant portion of them before, but I think seven separate posts is
reviewing doing some justice to nearly thousand pages worth of impossible crime
material.
I guess I'll end this dictionary definition of filler by pointing to the review
of one of my all-time favorite short stories, "Eternally Yours" by H.
Edward Hunsburgen, which was reprinted in The Mammoth Book of Perfect
Crimes and Impossible Mysteries (2006) alongside one of my least favorite
stories – "Death and the Rope Trick" by John Basye Price. It's somewhat
baffling both shared pages in the same anthology, but it shows an interesting
contrast in quality.
Well, I'll end this overlong overview here and
apologize for wasting your time, because it really turned out to be nothing more
than pointing towards old reviews and blog-posts, but, hopefully, there was
something of interest in it.
I'll try follow up yesterday's review of The
Death Angel (1936) by Clyde B. Clason with a regular and proper review
as soon as possible.
Not a waste of time - it's good to take a step back and consolidate some of the best reads. In any case, I was reminded that few months ago I wanted to hunt around for some copies of Herbert Resnicow - but had yet to get down to it. :)
ReplyDeleteI'm glad you started off your post with Christianna Brand, as I think her best novels stand in the same league as Christie's - but not enough people know about, or have read, 'Green for Danger' and 'Death of Jezebel'. I suppose 'Tour de Force' could qualify - somewhat loosely - as a locked-room murder? I quite enjoyed 'Crooked Wreath'/ 'Suddenly at His Residence' - which certainly qualifies as a locked-room murder.
I had to cut a lot of stuff as well to keep the post readable, but guess I hit all of the important highlights. It never ceases to amaze me how many mystery readers are unaware of top-and middle tier writers like Brand, Crispin and Hare. So everything I can do to help fix that is a won battle.
DeleteIt's been too long since I read Tour-de-Force, but I guess you can argue it's a semi-impossible crime novel. Suddenly at His Residence is absolutely an impossible crime novel, but people seem to either love it or hate it. I'm of the former.
I quite enjoyed 'Suddenly at His Residence' - it wasn't in the same league as 'Green for Danger' and 'Death of Jezebel', but I didn't think it was necessarily worse than 'Tour De Force' or 'Fog of Doubt'/ 'London Particular'. From my vague recollection it wasn't especially well-clued, but it was nevertheless an interesting country-manor mystery.
DeleteWhat titles would you recommend for Edmund Crispin and Cyril Hare? I've only read 'Love Lies Bleeding', which I found hilarious at points - and I've 'Swan Song' and 'Tragedy at Law' sitting on the shelf awaiting reading...
Tragedy at Law is pretty good, but it has long, slow build up to the murder, which happens in the final quarter of the book. However, there's a well motivated reason for this slow-burn. Some readers love it, others hate it.
DeleteSuicide Excepted and An English Murder are my favorites from Hare, but still have to read a few of them, such as Death is No Sportsman and When the Wind Blows, which I always seem to be putting off. One word of warning: Hare's plots often revolve around an obscure piece of law or forgotten passages of history, but that's a minor quibble.
Swan Song is a pretty good mystery and even has a locked room murder! I would further recommend The Case of the Gilded Fly and The Moving Toyshop, but nearly of Crispin's mysteries are good for one reason or another – with exception of The Glimpses of the Moon.
It was the last one in the series and there was a gap of more than two decades between publication The Glimpses of the Moon and The Long Divorce, which painfully shows the drop in quality when read back-to-back. The latter should be seen as Gervase Fen's official last case.
I agree with Jonathan, this post is worthwhile. Somehow I managed to miss some of the reviews you mention, so thanks for giving me a chance to catch up. Perhaps I should do the same on my own blog once in a while.
ReplyDeleteThanks Mike. I hope there was something worthwhile in them for your TBR pile.
DeleteI agree with those who have commented above. This is certainly not a waste of space or time. This is an extremely interesting post. Now I'll be reading (or re-reading as the case might be) all the posts that you have high-lighted. I am already excited about the reading pleasure that awaits me. Thanks for the recommendations also. i have not read a majority of the authors that you have mentioned, so it is going to be fun, looking up for these books.
ReplyDeleteThanks a lot for this post. Looking forward to many such 'filler' posts in the future
Thanks Neer and, like I said to Mike, I hope there's something in my reviews and filler-posts to fatten your TBR-pile with.
DeleteA terrific summary TC - lovely to be reminded of all that locked room ingenuity - marvellous!
ReplyDeleteI'm glad you liked it!
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