Theodore
Roscoe was an American biographer, historian and one of the
finest pulp writers of the day, known for his gripping tales of
exotic adventure and thrilling horror that appeared in magazines like
Argosy, Adventure and Short Stories, but
detective fans know him for his novels Murder
on the Way! (1935), I'll
Grind Their Bones (1936) and Z
is for Zombie (1937) – all reprinted during the past ten
years. Three utterly bizarre, wildly imaginative takes on the locked
room mystery and the reason why I call Roscoe "the John
Dickson Carr of the Pulps." And, as it turned out, there are
many more detective novels and impossible crime stories to be found
among Roscoe's work. Such as Roscoe's Four Corners series
published in Argosy from 1937 to 1941.

The
Argosy Library: Four Corners, vol. 1 (2015), published by
Steeger Books, collects the first five, of ten, novelettes about the
good citizens of a small town a 100 miles outside of New York. So,
technically, this is not a series of pure detective stories, but
stories about a small American town and its people. There is,
however, always something happening in Four
Corners involving crime, mystery, rural intrigue and the
occasional witch hunt. I wouldn't be surprised if Four Corners was
the model for Ellery
Queen's Wrightsville and Shinn Corners from The
Glass Village (1954).The
Argosy Library: Four Corners, vol. 2 (2020) collects the
remaining five novelettes and begins with a banger, "Ghoul's
Paradise," originally published in the November 26, 1938, issue of
Argosy – telling the story of the Easter clan. "King" Isaac Easter, now nearly in his nineties, made a fortune as "a
patent medicine king" before the war and rules over his family
from their curious, multi-colored house. King Isaac lives on the top
floor of the red cupola, "sittin' on the moneybags," where
he keeps his children on a short leash by “dolin' out a penny
here and a nickel there.” So his children aren't exactly fond
of him, but neither do they particularly like each other and each
painted their part of the house in a different color to mark their
territory. They're the kind of family, living in the type of house,
you expect to find in one of EQ's Ellery-in-Wonderland novels like
There Was an Old Woman (1943) or The Player on the Other
Side (1963). Horror is waiting in the wings to take the stage.
King
Isaac is not planning on dying, or staying dead forever, because he
saved a bottle of Easter's Elixir of Life ("...it says on the
bottle it can raise the dead...") and even had a special tomb
built behind the house. A tomb with a lock on the front door that
would take "a blowtorch to open it" and, unique to this
tomb, a backdoor that "only be opened from the inside." King Isaac is to be put in the tomb with the elixir and the key to
the back door, which is done when he not wholly unexpected passed
away. Someone even puts a bullet into the body to ensure the old man
stays down, but days after the funeral, they find the back door
standing open, the coffin empty and the bottle half emptied. King
Isaac was gone! This apparent resurrection cause the first wave of
panic and sensation in Four Corners, but people really begin to panic
when the undead figure of King Isaac returns with his trusty hunting
bow and quivers of arrows to pick off his own children, one by one.
King Isaac's return from the dead is followed by a string of
seemingly impossible situations and crimes.
There's
the locked tomb and a dead man walking about who not only leaves
fingerprints behind, but a scent trail the police dog picked up. One
of the Easter children is killed inside a locked bedroom, the dead
man appearing in the flesh and vanishes from his pursuers as by
magic. This story is one of those impossible crime extravaganzas in
miniature and the explanation for how the dead man walked is
memorable, to say the least, hampered only by a lack of rigor
normally to be expected from a detective story featuring a series of
impossible crimes – which, technically speaking, it isn't. But
where "Ghoul's Paradise" lacked in rigor, it made up for in sheer
imagination and a terrifying atmosphere.
So
my only real complaint is that Roscoe didn't expand this novelette
into a full-fledged detective novel. A novel-length treatment of "Ghoul's Paradise" would have given Hake Talbot's Rim
of the Pit (1944) a run for its money. Yes, I should have
reviewed this story separately, but I'll try to keep it short from
here on out.

The
second story is "The Man Who Hated Lincoln," originally published
in the February 18, 1939, issue of Argosy, which is another
great yarn, but for vastly different reasons – a surrealistic
blending of history and fiction. This story actually begins with a
brief, nicely done introduction of Four Corners as our narrator is
passing through the small, out-of-the-way town. The narrator, a
history student and writer "fascinated by the mystery of John
Wilkes Booth," is told by the hotel keeper about an elderly
recluse living on Blackberry Hill who "saw Abraham Lincoln
assassinated." So decides to pay the nearly 100-year-old hermit
a visit and is greeted by "a bloodless museum dummy in the
costume of another period" wearing a tall, black stovepipe hat.
This lively, chattering skeleton has a lot to say about President
Lincoln's assassination and his opinions do not conform to the
accepted story or sentiments ("my dear young man, many people in
1865 quite approved the assassination"). And the longer the
conversation goes on, the more sneering the recluse becomes to the
memory of Lincoln, "the scarecrow from Illinois," very
much to the shock of the narrator. This concoction of accepted
history, conspiracy theories and lingering, unsolved questions ("the
aftermath of Lincoln's murder was a-foul with such creeping
mysteries") blends "delirium and reality" as the
story climaxes with the recluse reconstructing the murder in his
living room for a one-man audience. That leads to answering that
all-important question: who's the hermit? What else can be said
except that Roscoe was a fantastic storyteller and yarn spinner."There
Are Smiles That Make You Happy," originally published in the March
11, 1939, issue of Argosy, sees the return of the Sheriff
Whittier's 12-year-old son, Bud, who figured in "I Was the Kid with
the Drum" from Four Corners, vol. 1. Bud becomes involved in
the eternal triangle between his cousin Mary Farwell and her two
suitors, "Smiling" Charlie Knight and "Horse" Horace Dangler.
Bud prefers "Smiling" Charlie or "Horse" Dangler, because
Charlie's "jovial, gold-grinning, full of jokes and laughter." Dangler is the village dentist with awls, picks and drills. When war
breaks out in 1914, Charlie enlisted in the Canadian kilties while
Dangler stayed behind. Charlie never returns home, presumably killed
in action, Mary promises to marry Dangler if she hadn't heard from
Charlie within a year.
Well,
a year goes by and the wedding is ready to go, but, the night before
the wedding, Charlie turns up out of the blue – a returned
witnessed by Bud and Dangler. However, Charlie vanishes as quickly,
and mysteriously, as he appeared under, what can be called,
quasi-impossible circumstances. Every road out of Four Corners that
night was either blocked by repairs, construction work and accidents
or under observation by state troopers hunting for bootleggers.
Charlie, nor his red car, is anywhere to be found along the way as
speculation, rumors and tall stories run rampant, but the accepted
wisdom is that they get answers when the ice goes. So the story
slowly unfolds over a period of months ("...a winter of
sensations") along mostly expected lines, except for one small
twist giving the story one of those wonderfully macabre scenes. Once
again, Roscoe was a marvelous storyteller and agree
with Jim he had a talent for making normally minor affairs feel like
the big, impactful events that they really are in such a small
community like Four Corners.
"Stay
As Sweet As You Are," originally published in the May 20, 1939,
issue of Argosy, again has a part for Bud to play, but the
main stage is the candy store on the corner of Maple and Walnut
Street run by the Anvegine sisters, Melina and Belle. Melina is
older, dominating sister who keeps Belle on a short leash and inside
the house. So that becomes a problem when the newly arrived town
pharmacist, Stick Hilton, begins courting Belle. Only to end up
getting engaged to Melina and eating poisoned chocolates. This story
could have been the weakest of the collection, perhaps even series,
however, Roscoe's ability to create convincing child characters
deserves credit when compared to some of his contemporaries. I was
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the best story the series has to offer, but readable as ever with a
few good bits and scenes.
"Ghost
On Lonesome Hill," originally published in the December 27, 1941,
issue of Argosy, is the shortest story and closes out this
collection, and series, with a deafening dud that should have been a
standalone pulp thriller. Johnny Harter, a reporter on a fishing
holiday, becomes interested in the local haunted house. It was once
the home of the Colebaugh brothers, until one murdered the other
during an argument. Presumably an argument over money ("...said
the fight had started over an arg'ment about Calvin Coolidge"),
which was never found and the place had been abandoned for nearly
twenty years. So basically a treasure hunt in an old, haunted house
that becomes a thriller when Harter finds himself neck deep in
trouble, but culprit turned out to be a prize idiot. Not the good,
amusing kind of prize idiot. It's not necessarily a bad story, but,
by the standards of this series, it's wildly unimaginative.
So
maybe it's good thing Roscoe ended the series with "Ghost On
Lonesome Hill," because the last two stories were no patch on the
first eight, often superb and evocative stories and obviously had run
its course. However, the first three are absolutely great, all for
different reasons, and worth the price of admission. I think the
regulars of this blog will particularly enjoy "Ghoul's Paradise" as reads like a fever dream of Talbot's lost third impossible crime
novel. A unique series of borderline crime-and detective fiction that
I highly recommend.