Fredric
Brown was a wildly imaginative pulp writer of science-fiction and
detective stories who was not averse to cross pollinating seemingly
incompatible genres, "stretching
the boundaries of any given genre" into his very own "strange, private geography" – giving us such wonderful
oddities as The
Bloody Moonlight (1949) and Night
of the Jabberwock (1951). Recently, I stumbled across two of
his little-known, somewhat anomalous, short stories differing greatly
in tone and presentation from his more hardboiled, science-fiction
tinged mysteries.
During the early 1940s,
Brown penned two short stories for The Layman's Magazine, a
periodical of the Episcopal Church, in which Rev. Roger L. Young,
Doctor of Divinity, solves two so-called "slice
of life" mysteries.
"No esoteric
mumbo-jumbo could fool that fellow. Lord, no! His two feet were
solidly planted on God's good earth."
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The first of these
stories, entitled "Miracle on Vine Street," was published in the
January, 1941, issue of The Layman's Magazine and presents "the young Doctor Young," as he's known to his
parishioners, with an honest to God impossible problem! Doctor Young
learns a miracle has taken place on his street when his wife, Martha,
asks him how a cat could have walked across a ceiling. One of their
neighbors, Mr. Weatherby, had been painting and papering a new
nursery the previous day, but, on the following morning, there was a
track of paw prints on the ceiling – a track of prints made in pink
paint! Before he went to bed, Mr. Weatherby had called his wife into
the nursery to have a look at it and they both looked up at the
ceiling, which they're "absolutely positively sure" was
bare of any cat tracks. So how did they get up there?
Doctor Young tells his
wife that he has no problem with people believing that "cats
walk across ceilings" or that "the devil makes them do
it," but when parishioners blame God, well, that's something
else altogether. And he's determined to "take that cat off the
ceiling" and "put it on the floor where it belongs."
"Miracle on Vine
Street" is a very short story with a relatively simplistic plot,
but not everything is shared with the reader and this will prevent
you from working out the finer details of the solution. Nonetheless,
it's still a fun, sweet little mystery with a likable and lively
detective who has more than a touch of G.K.
Chesterton's Father Brown. Particularly his personal outlook on
what constitutes a miracle, which is not something as cheap as mere
paw prints on a ceiling. I enjoyed it.
The second and final
story, "The Sematic Crocodile," was published in the February,
1941, issue of The Layman's Magazine and is a cross between a
juvenile
mystery and a slice of life story. Something along the lines of
Theodore
Roscoe's "I Was the Kid with the Drum" (collected in The
Argosy Library: Four Corners, 2015) and John
Russell Fearn's "The Thief of Claygate Farm" (collected in
The
Haunted Gallery, 2011), but without any serious crimes.
Doctor Young is told by
Sheriff Rance Clayton that his five-year-old son, Tommy, came home
that morning with "a real whopper." Tommy had been playing
outside when he came dashing home with the story that he had been
chased by "an enormous crocodile" with "big red
eyes," but the stream is only a foot deep. So his father finds
it hard to believe he was chased by a fifteen foot crocodile and
grounded him for the rest of the day. However, Doctor Young believes
there's a kernel of truth to the boy's story and demonstrates there
was something very human underneath the monstrous appearance at the
stream.
"The Sematic Crocodile"
is a minor, but charming, story with the kind of solution you would
expect from one of Robert
Arthur and William
Arden's The Three Investigators mysteries. I enjoyed
reading this one as well.
So, yeah, these stories
are absolute lightweight mysteries, but showed a unexpectedly
different side of Brown with surprisingly down-to-earth plots and
homely characters that are the polar opposite of those usually found
in his darker, grittier and more hardboiled detective fiction –
which makes them standout among his work. You can read these stories
in The
Layman's Magazine of the Living Church, Numbers 1-20, on
Google Books. Enjoy!
There were actually three Fredric Brown stories in THE LAYMAN'S MAGAZINE - the third (actually published first) was "A Matter of Taste" in the June 1940 issue, All three were reprinted in THE WATER-WALKER in 1990.
ReplyDeleteThank you for letting me know about the third story. I'll look into it. Unfortunately, The Water-Walker is one of the most obscure collection of impossible crime stories out there with only 425 printed copies.
DeleteTomCat, send me your email address to jackseabrook63@gmail.com and I'll scan the story and email it to you.
ReplyDeleteIf you mean "A Matter of Taste," don't bother, I've already found the story and it appears to be a short-short. But thank you for the offer.
DeleteThanks for pointing us all to these, and that Google Books collection of LAYMAN"S...which apparently published a few more Brown stories yet, beyond the three mentioned above.
ReplyDeleteWhat other stories? I can now only find three stories by Brown that were published in The Layman's Magazine.
DeleteI've just been indexing the 20 online issues of THE LAYMAN'S MAGAZINE for the FictionMags Index and confirm there were only three Fred Brown stories in these issues (and, AFAIK, none appeared in later issues).
DeleteOf possible interest, though, is that these issues also contain two poems and several games and puzzles by Brown, often anonymously. If anybody has a copy of the Fred Brown collection THE PROOFREADERS' PAGE that I edited, it turns out that all the previously unattributed items in the "Kid's Stuff" section were published in these issues.