Last year, I read Unholy
Dying (1945) by Ruthven Todd, published as by "R.T.
Campbell," who penned a flurry of lighthearted, satirical
detective novels published during a two year period, 1945 and 1946,
which feature a loud, portly and beer guzzling
botanist-cum-detective, Professor John Stubbs – a literary relative
of Sgt. Beef, Dr. Gideon Fell and Simon Gale. So a perfect series to
read if you're in the mood for something bright and cheerful. I was
definitely in the mood for a comedic mystery with a boorish,
elephant-in-a-china-shop detective trampling through the case.
John Norris, of Pretty
Sinister Books, nominated Campbell's Death for Madame
(1946) as the "Best
Vintage Mystery Reprint of 2018," released by Dover, but
decided at the time to go with Unholy Dying instead. I now
have to agree with John that Death for Madame is probably the
best and funniest of these recent Dover reprints.
Death for Madame
stands closer to the humorous, tongue-in-cheek mysteries of Leo
Bruce than Unholy Dying, or Bodies in a Bookshop
(1946), with the narrator, Max Boyle, playing the Lionel Townsend to
Professor Stubbs' Sgt. Beef. A well done contrast between the quiet
introvert and the overly social extrovert.
Max Boyle was looking
forward to a quiet, peaceful life with "nothing moving any
faster than a seed germinates" when he became the assistant of
Professor Stubbs, but living with Professor Stubbs had been "one
damned murder after another" – even in between murders he had
no peace. Professor Stubbs is a large, mustachioed man, both in
stature and personality, who smokes pipes filled with
wickedly-smelling tobacco or black cigars that could fumigate "a
ward of patients suffering from bubonic plague" and has all the
tact of an air-raid siren. So what should have been a quiet,
scholarly life went from "one crack-brained scheme" to
another, interspersed by a murder or two, which prevented them from
doing any serious work on The History of Botany.
A situation trying enough
for the long-suffering Boyle, but a personal friend of Professor
Stubbs, a Mr. Ben Carr, has an equally disruptive personality and is "in and out of the house at all hours of the day and night." Usually, Carr strings them along to replicate experiments he read
about in eighteenth century books.
One day, out of nowhere,
Carr asks Stubbs if he knows his aunt, Lottie Rattigan. A "most
extraordinary old cuss" who used to keep a brothel in Brussels,
but she found "the wear and tear too great" and now she
runs a seedy residential hotel, The Boudoir, in Bayswater – as "hotels go it's pretty mad, too." And wonders if he liked
to meet her. Naturally, Professor Stubbs is only too willing to go
out and meet this eccentric relative of his friend, but this would
come back to haunt him. Lottie Rattigan can meet the boorish,
wheezing and overweight botanic detective pound for pound.
Lottie is an enormous
woman, in her late nineties, who rarely leaves her rocking chair in
the hallway of the hotel and runs the place from that chair in a way
that would drive any sane bookkeeper to either mental breakdown or
over a window ledge, whichever is more convenient at the time. She
actually remembers Professor Stubbs' father, "dressed in
lavender silk combinations," who used to dance the can-can in
her rooms in Brussels. This embarrassed Stubbs and pleased Boyle to
no end.
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On the following day,
Stubbs is called by Carr with the news that Lottie had been killed
during the night. She was found lolling in her rocking chair with a
piece of electric flex tied around around her neck. The problem this
murder poses has a deceptively simplistic appearance.
Firstly, there are only a
handful of suspects. Carr is the principle legatee under his aunt's
latest will and becomes the police's primary suspect, which
infuriates Stubbs to no end. Roland Grimble is Lottie's second nephew
and a good-for-nothing young man who becomes furious when he
discovers his generous inheritance comes with strings attached. James
and Sybil Baker used to visit country house parties, like Raffles and
Bunny, but nowadays run a discreet gambling den. Lottie approved of
gambling and rewarded them accordingly in her will. Miss Annie
Aspinall was a long-time companion of Lottie and she left Annie the
tidy sum of five thousand pounds. There's an aged, world-weary
waiter, Arthur Niven, and a chambermaid, Janet Morgan, who both
received a generous sum of money.
So everyone appears to
have a money-backed motive and not an alibi between them worth, or
desired, mentioning, but the motive is not as strong as it appeared
on account of Lottie's habit of adding, or cutting, people out of her
will on a weekly basis – nobody knew for sure whether, or not, they
were in the will. This made Lottie more valuable alive than dead.
Everyone appears to have had the opportunity to kill Lottie without
having an alibi, but banking on an inheritance would have been a pure
gamble. That makes it a slightly different kind of detective story. A
detective story with a solution that took me by surprise, because I
was suspecting something completely different.
Stubbs
has a bookcases crammed with thrillers, muscling in on the shelf
space of the Botanical
Magazine,
who reads "the
latest detective story by John Dickson Carr"
during his investigation and remarks that "the
worst kinda thriller"
has the killer enter the story at the very end, while in "the
best thrillers the murderer is there all the time"
– one of the minor side-characters happens to be an outsider on the
inside. Mr. Hillary St. John Smellman is Lottie's lawyer and before
reading her will, he noted that looking after her affairs was "no
sinecure."
Regularly, Smellman had to come down to the hotel to make (minor)
alterations to the will and was there only a day before the murder to
perform his usual duties. I took these bits and pieces as clues and
hints that Lottie had finally driven Smellman to temporary insanity
and had he killed her to put a stop to the song and dance with the
will. It would have fitted the tone and circumstances of the story,
but Campbell decided to end the story on more serious and tragic
note. But it made for a strangely effective ending.
All in all, Campbell's
Death for Madame is one of the funnier takes on the so-called
hotel-mysteries with a good plot and great characters that will charm
and entertain readers who count Leo Bruce, John
Dickson Carr and Edmund
Crispin among their favorite detective novelist. Very much worth
your time.











