"The inside is a maze of doors. Anyone wishing to
know it must dare to enter it."
- Grograman, the
Many-Colored Death (The Never-Ending Story, 1983).
Well, I
have not been granted an opportunity to (slow) burn through another detective
novel and slapping together the second installment of locked room favorites may appear as a lame attempt to come across as productive, but I have
noticed that people appreciate them and have been providing two bloggers with
reading material (On the Threshold of Chaos and Lay on the Crime).
I have to
mention, before taking them down from the top, that I'm not the biggest
consumer of short stories and this list may lack the depth and obscure gems of my list of full-length locked room mysteries.
Robert Arthur's "The Glass Bridge."
A
well-known mystery novelist, Mark Hillyer, makes a female blackmailer disappear
from his home and the lack of footprints in the snow show that she never left
the premise, but the house is completely empty – and Hillyer's fragile
condition makes it unlikely that he buried or chopped-up the body. A story that
should be better known.
Robert
Arthur's "The 51st Sealed Room."
A copious
writer of locked room mysteries is found decapitated inside a sealed cabin, propped
up in front of his type writer and his severed head overseeing the scene from atop a
book case, but the many cameos from MWA members is what really makes this story
– as most of the clues turn out to be nothing more than red herrings. Still a fun
and solid read, though.
William
Brittain's "The Man Who Read John Dickson Carr."
(see my previous post for a synopsis and opinion)
Fredric Brown's "The Spherical Ghoul."
The only
thing that the narrator of this story is sure of, is that something slinked
into a locked mortuary and gnawed off the face of one of the corpses, but what
and how? A classic!
John Dickson Carr & Adrian Conan Doyle's "The Adventure of the Gold Hunter."
Sherlock
Holmes and Dr. Watson look into the deaths of a squire and a man who apparently
died from a supernatural bedside visitation, because the presence of a human
murder seems impossible.
John
Dickson Carr & Adrian Conan Doyle's "The Adventure of the Sealed Room."
The
previously untold story of Colonel Warburton's madness, who wounded his
wife and then shot himself in his study, which was locked and
bolted from the inside, but Holmes builds up an impressive case against a third
party from such clues as cigar smoke and broken glass.
John
Dickson Carr's "The Dead Sleep Lightly."
Originally
written as a radio play for Suspense, this is one of Carr's most eerie tales of a man haunted by the ghost of his ex-wife and the
impossibility is not just a nagging wife from beyond the grave who refuses to
accept that death parted them, but also a spectral voice that speaks the following chilling words over a
dead telephone: "But the dead sleep lightly. And they
can be lonely too." I recommend the version with Dr. Gideon Fell and was
published in the collection The Dead Sleep Lightly (1983).
G.K. Chesterton's "The Arrow from Heaven."
A millionaire is shot to death in a locked room
with an arrow and the solution for this puzzle introduces one the authors
classic, and often copied, gambits that toys with the readers presumptions –
famously revisited in one of Agatha Christie's more well-known novels.
G.K. Chesterton's "The Oracle of the Dog."
A man is stabbed to death in a watched
summerhouse and the wrong man is about to be collared, based on the testimony
of a dog, but, of course, Father Brown is the only one who was really listening
to what the dog had to say.
G.K. Chesterton's "The Miracle of Moon
Cresent."
For one reason or another, this has always been
one of my favorite Father Brown stories and always thought it was grossly
underrated as a locked room mystery – which is that of the disappearance of a
man from a watched room and was later found hanging in the gardens below. The
solution is what you can expect from Chesterton.
G.K. Chesterton's "The Secret Garden."
This eerie tale of a dark,
impenetrable garden and a beheading anticipates early Carr and seems to have
been a model for the Japanese-style of plotting – especially of locked room mysteries.
G.K. Chesterton's "The Invisible Man."
Only here because of its pedigree and to keep
you from asking why I didn’t include it in this list.
G.K. Chesterton's "The Fairytale of Father
Brown."
Plot-wise, not his best story, but what a fantastic
premise! Father Brown assumes the role of armchair detective to explain how a
man could've been shot in a country without guns.
Agatha Christie's "The Dream."
My
favorite of the Poirot short stories, in which Christie perfectly knitted two
impossibilities, a predictive dream and a murder in a watched room, in a
fascinating pattern and with a satisfying solution.
Joseph
Commings' "Bones for Davy Jones."
An
excellent story of a diver who was stabbed while alone in a shipwreck.
Joseph
Commings' "Murder Under Glass."
Commings
had one of the most versatile minds when it came to finding new variations and
perspectives on the impossible problem: like putting a corpse on display in a
glass room that's bolted on the inside and delivering the kind of solution you
expect from such an original premise.
Joseph
Commings' "The X Street Murders."
His most celebrated short story and often tagged as his master piece, in which someone
is shot in an office under constant observation and the smoking gun is
delivered within minutes inside a sealed envelope. I have to re-read and review that
collection one of these days.
Edmund
Crispin's "The Name on the Window."
A dead
man is found inside a house and the only footprints leading up to it belong to
the unfortunate victim.
David
Stuart Davies' "The Curzon Street Conundrum."
A
shipping magnate is murdered at his Curzon Street mansion, again, inside a
locked room, and the solution is incredible cheeky, but clever, and a trick I
had never seen before – which is why I still remember it after all these years.
Carter
Dickson's "The House in Goblin Wood."
Twenty
years before the opening of this story, a young girl, named Vicky, disappeared
from a house that was locked and bolted from the inside – only to reappear a
week later with a story that she had been living with the fairies. When she returns to
the house two decades later, she disappears again under similar circumstances, but this time it
becomes a grim fairy-tale.
Carter Dickson's "The Silver Curtain."
A young man looses
everything, except his ticket to return home, in a French casino and is
approached by a shady characters who offers him a wad of money in exchange for
a favor: he has to sneak a bottle of pills pass custom services. However, the
entire plan collapses like a house of cards when he witnesses how an invisible
assailant stabs his new employer in an empty cul-de-sac. I have to come to the
conclusion that this is perhaps one of my favorite tricks for this kind of impossible
crime. So simple and effective.
Lois H. Gresh & Robert Weinberg's "Death
Rides the Elevator."
This story almost reads like a homage to Rex Stout and John Dickson Carr, in which a man is decapitated while riding alone
in his private elevator and Penelope Peters, a female Nero Wolfe, and Sean
O'Brien, her Archie Goodwin, look into the matter.
Note: I solved the locked room before reading
the story. I'm that good. :)
Susanna Gregory's "Ice Elation."
A research team on the Antarctic Continent are
about to drill their way to an ancient repository of water, sealed between the
rocks and ice since the dawn of men, and who knows what evolution concocted and
created in that natural "locked room" – which is a fear that is becoming
reality when members of the team begin to disappear one after another under
baffling circumstances. Scooby Doo for grown ups!
Paul Halter's "The Abominable Snowman."
A seemingly innocent snowman, dressed up as a
soldier, is magically endowed with life and witnesses see him savaging a man
with a rifle before resuming an innocent posture.
Paul Halter's "The Flower Girl."
This is perhaps my favorite Paul Halter story,
in which Santa Claus may have murdered an extremely unpleasant, Scrooge-like
man. Pure Gladys Mitchell, if she had written locked room mysteries.
Edward D. Hoch's "The Impossible Murder."
A man is murdered, while alone in his car, in
the middle of a traffic jam and the explanation is wonderfully simple. Hoch's
brain must have been a beehive of crime with all those plot ideas buzzing
around. It's unbelievable he penned close to a 1000 stories in his lifetime and
it's a shame he was not given a few more years to reach that magical number. It
would've been more than deserving!
Edward D. Hoch's "The Long Way Down."
Here's another example of that devilish brain
of his: a man falls from a skyscraper and does not mess up the pavement until a
few hours later. Realism be damned; more of this please!
Edward D.
Hoch's "The Problem of the Crowded Cemetery."
My first
meeting with Edward Hoch and Dr. Hawthorne, who's specialized in taking away
those feverish hallucinations of hobgoblins, invisible men and curses that can
often be the side effect of an impossible crime. This time a fresh corpse is
found in a coffin that lay undisturbed in the soil for decades. Hoch was much
closer to Commings than to Carr, IMO.
H. Edward
Hunsburger's "Eternally Yours."
This is
one of my all-time favorite detective stories, in which an artist for hard
covers uncovers the secrets of his new apartment. The previous tenant died
behind locked doors after an apparent domestic accident, but his ghost keeps
sending letters to a chess buddy from beyond the grave.
MacKinlay Kantor's "The Strange Case of
Steinkelwintz."
The disappearance of a baby grand piano from a
top-floor apartment presents a poor-man's amateur detective with an opportunity
of a lifetime. The ending is simply perfect.
H.R.F. Keating's "The Legs That Walked."
A pair of severed legs from a murdered man
vanish from a locked and guarded tent and it's up the downtrodden Ghote to
find a logical explanation.
Note: Keating ripped-off Edmund Crispin for the
solution, but also improved it and neatly tied it in with Indian culture and I
hated that Crispin story anyway. So I can forgive him for taking something
lousy and turning into something great, which this story is.
Ronald Knox's "Solved by Inspection."
The closest anyone ever came to writing a story
that feels like it could've been penned by G.K. Chesterton, in which a man
starved himself to death in his locked bedroom while he was surrounded with
food. Knox's series detective, Miles Bredon, proves that the man was murdered
under extremely cruel circumstances.
William Krohn's "The Impossible Murder of Dr. Satanus."
(see my previous post for a synopsis and opinion)
Keith McCarthy's "The Invisible Gunman."
A master clock maker is shot to death in his
shop and the murderer must have been his brother, who had a shop of his own
across the street and he hated his brother, but he had a cast-iron alibi for
the time of the murder. A story that fits together like the innards of a Swiss
watch and has a nifty twist on an otherwise hackneyed plot-device.
Hugh Pentecost's "The Day the Children
Vanished."
A small town is thrown into a panic when a bus
full of children drive into a dugway and failed to show up on the other end.
It's just a very satisfying mystery, but also a very well told story with a
smash ending and a great detective.
Arthur Porges' "No Killer Has Wings."
The body of a man is found on a small beach and
the only footprints on the beach are those of the victim and his dog. Porges
provides this problem with one of the best solutions for the no-footprints
tricks. Absolutely brilliant!
Arthur Porges' "The Scientist and the Wife
Killer."
A man under grave suspicion of having buried
his previous wives prematurely electrocutes his latest wife, inside a bolted
bathroom, without any electric appliances in the room and her husband was miles
away at the time of her death. One of those rare, but successful, inverted mysteries
in which the impossible situation replaces the whodunit aspect.
Bill Pronzini's "The Arrowmont Prison Riddle."
One of the most complex short stories in this
particular sub-genre, in which a convicted murderer disappears from a locked
and guarded execution shack less than a minute after he was dropped through its
roof with a stiff rope around his neck. Improbably? Yes, but also absolutely
awesome.
Bill Pronzini's "Booktaker."
Nameless takes on an
undercover assignment at a bookstore where a wraithlike thief has been
smuggling valuable maps past a perfect operating security system. The solution
is uncomplicated, workable and first class.
Bill Pronzini's "Medium Rare."
Arguably the best
story in this collection, in which Quincannon and Carpenter, masquerading as
the fictitious Mr. and Mrs. John Quinn, set-out to expose professor Vargas,
head of the Unified College of the Attuned Impulses, as a fraudulent medium –
who made an art out of financially draining the grieving. The professor puts on
a fantastic spook show in his locked and darkened séance room, where tables
move on their own accord and luminous faces from the spirit world take a peek
at our plain of existence, but then the Grim Reaper puts in an appearance – and
Vargas is stabbed while everyone was holding hands and the locked door
prevented any outsider from coming in!
I have a sneaking
suspicion that this tale was penned as a tribute to John Dickson Carr. The
story has an atmospheric setting and a premise that revolves around apparently
supernatural occurrences and an impossible stabbing, but there were also a few
laugh-out-loud moments – as Carpenter and Quincannon were channeling the spirit
of Sir Henry Merrivale when it was their turn to ask the spirits questions!
Full marks for this story!
Bill Pronzini's "Where Have You Gone, Sam
Spade?"
Nameless is laboring
under the naïve assumption that he's earning an easy fee, when he agrees to
fill-in as a temporary night watchman for an importing company. The facility he
has to guard already resembles an impenetrable fortress, where he can kick back
with a pulp magazine most of the time, but it takes more than locks and
shuttered windows to stop the detective curse – and before long he has to find
an explanation as to how a body could be introduced into a building that is the
equal to a sealed box. The solution to the reversed locked room problem is as
simple as it's clever as well as the identity and motive of the murderer. Great
title, by the way!
Ellery Queen's “The Lamp of God.”
The miracle problem was not a specialty of
Ellery Queen, but when they dabbled into it it was nearly always memorable, if
not always successful. A locked room that turned inside out, a train that
disappears between two stations or, in this case, an entire house.
Edogawa Rampo's "The Stalker in the Attic."
One of
those rare, but successful, inverted locked room mysteries from the Japanese
father of the detective story and perhaps the most interesting mystery from his
hand that has thus far appeared in the English language.
Clayton
Rawson's "From Another World."
This story was the
result of a sporting challenge between Clayton Rawson and John Dickson Carr, in
which they competed against one another to see who could come up with the best
possible solution to the following premise: a murder has taken place in a room
that's not only locked from the inside, but also completely sealed shut with
tape! It's one of Rawson's finest tales and I think it won him this little
wager with the grandmaster himself.
You can find John Dickson Carr's answer to this
challenge in He Wouldn't Kill Patience (1944) – published under the
byline Carter Dickson.
Craig Rice's "One More Clue."
A straight forward locked room mystery from the Queen
of Screwball Comedy with an inventive and original solution.
John Sladek's "By an Unknown Hand."
An award-winning short story that landed the author a
contract to pen the locked room classic Black Aura (1974), but in this
story his detective, Thackeray Phin, is confronted with a strangulation in a
locked and windowless apartment and consults the Dr. Fell and Father Brown
stories for a solution.
Hal
White's "Murder at An Island Mansion."
The
author strings together no less than three murders of the no-footprints variety
and they appear to be work of a menacing ghost. Not exactly of the same caliber
as Carr or Talbot, atmosphere or plot-wise, but therefore not any less
enjoyable. Hopefully, White has not retired from this field. We need
neo-orthodox writers like him!
Hal
White's "Murder on a Caribbean Cruise."
Reverend
Dean takes a cruise to relax and reflex on his life, but than someone is
murdered and the scene of the crime is a locked cabin – turning this pleasure
cruise in a regular Busman's Holiday for the modern-day Father Brown.
"Murder
on a Carribbean Cruise" would’ve been a great alternative title for this
story. Ok. I deserve to be punched in the face for that pun.
Cornell
Woolrich's "The Room With Something Wrong."
From all
the Rooms-That-Kill stories I have read, this one ranks at the very top and
concerns a hotel room with a will of its own and decides when guests have
overstayed their welcome by hurdling them out of the window in the dead of
night.
James
Yaffe's "The Problem of the Emperor's Mushroom."
Paul Dawn, the only member of the Homicide Squad's Department
of Impossible Crimes, listens to Professor Bottle's historical account of
the murder of the Roman Emperor Claudius – and the impossible angle to his
demise. A poison was administered in his favorite dish of mushrooms that didn't
affect the Emperor's food-taster, but threw him in a violent convulsion. I
reveled at the double layered structure of the story, that runs for only 14
pages, and James Yaffe, who was only sixteen at the time he wrote it, should be
commended for it. A thoroughly enjoyable story!
Israel
Zangwill's "The Big Bow Mystery."
One of
the corner stones of the locked room genre and one of the first stories that
rose above the banality of hidden passages, venomous creatures and unknown
poisons. Unfortunately, the solution has been copied to death, but that should
never reflect back on this story. It may also have introduced the multiple
solution ploy that is usually associated Anthony Berkeley and Ellery
Queen.